As a little kid, I remember summer vacations seeming like extended slices of forever…and visits from Santa? Pretty much a lifetime away.
These days, weeks pass in what seems like the time it takes to get my hair done…(then again, I do go for some pretty elaborate shit…)
And you know what else?
My fingernails are still rimmed in a filthy black from the spur-of-the-moment RIT dye job I did on my black Ksubis to make them match my plain black jacket. I’ve been known to have a bit of a conniption fit when my blacks don’t match…and regarding the term “conniption”¯? I grew up in Arkansas. It’s part of my twisted charm. Just like the obnoxious music some denizen among my cluster of quaint little cottages is playing at the moment, I have three words to offer:
Deal with it.
So anyway, I know a multitude of posts and various commentary have been floating around this dang fanangled internet for quite some time now regarding the Hello Drama! fashion show. Both the harlequin-hopped-up-on-helium make-up (by Michele Monaco) and the outfits themselves were out of my usual ‘comfort zone.’ But you know what?
I already know what I already know. Ya feel me?
Here’s a backstage shot of me from that night with L.A.’s latest addition, Kaiden Blake:
As an obnoxious Aries (who? Impulsive? Impatient? ME?), it’s no wonder I’m pals with so many relatives among the fire signs—namely, Leos…as it’s their time of astrological reign.
Some nights include hitting up multiple events (which is a luxury problem: Full Disclosure.
Last Friday? Three of us, two birthdays, one night.
Our first stop was a sideshow (s)extravaganza (O.K.: for once, the “(s)”¯ is fully for the lulz. Got it) being thrown for actress/model Mageina Tovah. Look how damn tan and HEALTHY she looks next to my pasty ol’ spf 30 sunblock self!
And though I feel I look like death’s rectum in this shot, I can’t help but share it because it’s such a flattering photo of Jared:
Besides for appearing in a buttload of movies and T.V. shows, Mageina’s modeled for several Jared Gold fashion shows, as has the star of our next stop:
Lil’ Miss Audrey Kitching of the cotton candy-hued hair, whose shin-dig was a surprise put together by Alyx Suttle and Jessicka, two of her West Coast friends.
with Alyx, who threw the party at her store The Elegant Mess
Jessicka, however, I’d say was anything but a mess. As a matter of fact, this skinny betch pulled of what’s undoubtedly my
Look of the Moment:
Brightly-hued stings of licorice tied together and worn as necklaces? FULLY support it.
Knotted together and worn as an American Apparel-esque headband, however?
DON’T. EVEN. CONSIDER. IT.
Think happy thoughts instead:
Jared, Presenting One Of His Infamous Cakes
need. piece. now.
Justin Coloma and Linda Strawberry Join In The KITCH SANDWICH
With Roxy and B.J., Who Gets The Idea…EDIBLE ACCESSORIES? That’d be a Hell Yeah!
After We Gnawed On Her Necklaces (Keep It Clean, Kids!)
We Had A Bit Of Fun In The Dressing Room…
Though As With Anything, My Face “Gave It Away…”¯
When I begin turning, it’s best for everyone that I make “Bye Bye”¯…and SOON. Kaiden, Jared and I began to make tracks back to his vehicular
I beg to differ on the presumption of this here photo retaining fiction traits - I happen to know quite the contrary of such events taking place. It's 5:14 A.M. and sleep hasn't sounded so good in much too long. G'night!
PEE ESS! - posted on 8/10/2008
I cannot see the white on light grey text in the comment section. Can you please fix this? I'd love to leave more "endearing" and thought-provoking comments, but technology is holding me back, maiing!
Veronika - posted on 8/10/2008
IMAO!:D it's really hard for me to read your blogs because i am dead from laugh from the first sentence of each post!:D"fact!" YOU ARE INCREDIBLE!Thank you for brilliant blogs Mister Clint!
Scott Alan - posted on 8/10/2008
As usual, Fully enjoyed the blog. Looked like a fun party. The Licorice necklace was deliciously cute.
Tally - posted on 8/11/2008
Just got back in from TX. Kinda a lame trip, but we were just there for visiting with my brother-in-law. A boring 6 hour drive. Got to have lunch with Mr. Haag. I forgot my ID and couldn't get a drink, I was perturbed! Had a bit of a conniption myself. LOL.
Happy to see new bloggage here, as always.
Lollie made jewelry and hair accessories out of that very same bright candy licorice for one of her shoots a while back... Great minds & all that jazz.
xo
Tally - posted on 8/11/2008
*conniption fit* that is. I don't like the light text in these entry boxes either. I forgot to highlight and check myself before posting, which is what I normally do.ha!
Oh yeah - my brother-in-law said he cut your hair a few times way back in the Jonesboro days.
Alcy - posted on 8/11/2008
That cake even looks good to me, and I'm not much for baked goods. :O
Miss Rockwell - posted on 8/12/2008
I hope you didn't pee pee on the pretty lady. This is a fun photo!
Audy Bear - posted on 8/14/2008
oh, the things we know... what's for real, what's for show??? Zudz
ikkyg - posted on 8/15/2008
Kaiden blake always reminds me of a lord of the rings character... he so elfin looking XD
amber - posted on 8/17/2008
Hey mister, where is my new bloggage to read? lol
xioxo
andreaan - posted on 8/28/2008
i love you clint- for all the right reasons
andreaan - posted on 8/28/2008
ide have to say that this isa darned great show by both of you. u my friend are one fabulous man
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