This news is a few days late (frickin' deadlines...), but July 22, 2008 marks the official date for when I was “BUSTED!”¯ (www.busteddaily.com) for my attire at Tarina Tarantino’s official Barbie doll release party. I'm a sicko; I know-- but seriously: it fills my heart with glee:
A friend and I have joked that making the “Worst Dressed List”¯ in one of those shit-rags is a lifetime goal—especially since the attire is almost always by my favorite designers—and while the site’s not on glossy pages in a grocery store check-out line, it’s one step closer…
Plus I’m with Maryse, Queen Bitch Supreme of the WWE—who’s donning full-on retro Barbie look via a make-over by quite likely my FAVORITE designer, Jared Gold.
My pic comes up as #2 of 7… and who else made the list?
Margaret Cho
and Tarina Tarantino,
Two of my favorite people on the planet.
Proof/Pudding. Riiiight?
The site obviously uses the term "Busted!" with a multitude of meanings, as complimentary things are written about both of them in separate areas.
All I have is my name credited, so I'm opting for "BUSTED!" in the very worst sense.
O.K., not very worst... but if you get the notion of something being 'so bad it's good.' then I know you know what I mean.
And um, I need to take it easy on the "naw mean," obviously.
For party pics that aren't among those on WireImage et al, have fun scroll scroll scrolling below!
The event itself was back on the 17th, but I've been smothered beneath a succession of work-- hence the tardiness.
Otherwise, here are my "Thank God! I'm Validated!" swiped-and-watermarked:
with the adorable Audrey Kitching and Rich Royal
with Madeline Zima and the phenomenal Tarina Tarantino
(not my best shot -- yes, I know)
but
LOOK UPON:
Alfonso Campos, Director and Hubby to Double T
Giddle Partridge, Musician and Proud Owner of Her Own Tarina Barbie
Reyna and Beatrice, Two of the Crew of Hotties at HairroinSalon.com
Kaiden Blake, Kaila Yu, Zachattack and Kit E. Katt (of HelloDrama.net)
D.J. and Professional Walking Stick'Keith 2.0, Who Knows ALL About the Wheels of Steel!
Yeah, I Love Me Some ChoMo (Ditto on the Creepsuela Stiletto Mini Top Hats, Obviously...)
Much Admiration and Adoration for This One Here!
Kaiden Blake + Anita K = Cute, Cute, Cute!
SOMEONE is LETTING US *HAVE IT...*
Tarina and WWE Diva Maryse, Enjoying "The Barbie Lifestyle"
Lenora Claire, Self-Proclaimed "Future Cult Icon" Is Hotter Than Her Hair!
Blogature on This Duo (Katt and Kaila of Hello Drama) Coming SOON!
Can't Forget That Jared Gold and WWE Diva Maryse (Bedecked in a JG Original, Natch)...
Before Any Inappropriate Behavior
In the Dollhouse
Has Begun!
(This blog and the contents herein have not been approved by Mattel. After the accidental 'Gay Ken'/Cock Ring Necklace mix-up, I do not foresee Barbie having any limp-wristed sidekicks in the near future. Bitch is still fierce, though. I ain't hate-crimin'! ♥)
But I’m quoted as such by TransWorldNews.com (and NO, not “that”¯ kind of trans…but SO WHAT IF IT WAS?) in a legit news source, which means IT'S OFFICIAL, Em Effers!
Too Good for A Single Season -- These Boys Are PERENNIAL
24 July, 2008, 05:49 pm in "Music Videos"
* The Autumns’ music video “Boys”¯ (directed by Piper Ferguson)—in which I have a bitch-fight smack-down with Jeffree Star, among other things—has appeared on MTV2’s “Subterranean”¯ several times now.
If you’re curious to see it on a screen larger than that of your monitor, check your local listings and confirm the time slot; then—I don’t know…wish really hard that it’ll be on while you’re tuned in. Fellow West Coast folks? It’s Saturday night, 11 in the p for us.
For instant gratification, however? Youtube.com, and then BLAM!
BIG THANKS TO 'THE BOYS' WHO CAST ME...and turned me into a fan through their music, *not* a paycheck.. [cue obnoxious smiley emoticon]
My life hasn't been like a cyclone; it's BEEN a cyclone.
Rather than bore you with gory details of all the assloads of work, deadlines, extra-curricular activities, et cetera --
HERE'S a newsworthy tidbit that's been brought to my attention. (Kids, I'm sharin' this one solely for the LULZ, mmm kay?)
I’m now cited as an example of what a ‘Scene King’ is on the site UrbanDictionary.com
( http://scene-kings.urbanup.com/3166795 )
Finally… My life has MEANING!
Fodder for an epitaph if there ever has been—though I want to be plastinated or shellacked when I kick it, not buried in the ground. Can’t you just see it? My forefinger extended, dressed in a dapper little suit and extravagant tophat?
I’d make such a great jacket holder (or umbrellas!) in some extravagant foyer.
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