I†† [ eye doublecross ] is not just a band;
they’re “a low-fi hypersigil, casting spells in various mediums .”
[CUE EXAGGERATED SHRUG]
Cool by me, brah.
Though when I discovered the basis for “Cø††øN”—
the latest single the duo conjured & released into the world
was [quote] “influenced by [ my book ] Cottonmouth Kisses” ?
Well, the excitement level racheted a bit Richter,
not gonna lie. . .
Then, upon hearing the track?
That’s when the really good news occurred.
I like it.
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As in : I mean —
I really, really like it.
No need to elaborate, nor to “re-visit”. . .
but we’ve all had at least one friend whose
band/stand-up comedy act/spoken word performance —
[ thought I'd keep the playing field fair ]
Y E A H .
You get it/You get it/You get it
Amidst the deafening silence & painful anecdotes that aren’t being shared at this moment,
here’s what is :
C H E C K · I T !
. . . & them ♥
[ I†† : OFFICIAL SITE ]
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Ah, but you know I’ve gotta ‘get on up in’
this GIFtastic action!
[ a mere clicky-link away : H I T · I T & G E T · I T ! ]
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Also, two other ways in which this obstinate child of mine
continues to make its mark upon the world
[ however great or small that may be ] :
Eleven years since the effer premiered in print, yet not till this turn around the calendar—
Two Thousand Eleven A.D.—is when a song about it was inked,
so to speak. . .
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Ditto, these two lovely ladies :
ßiteMe ßlair from Concord, CA
[ Rockin' it legit, all up close & O.G. on the detail . . .yeah, that's how it is ]
As well as
Miss Melinda Wainright of New South Wales,
Australia
[ preliminary sketch, before ‘the needle & the damage done’ ]
&
Ta-da! — The outcome.
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If you’re not able to read the quotation obscured by my likeness?
That strand of syllables won’t be found among the pages of Cottonmouth Kisses,
but rather within the Degeneracy: A Love Letter project —
which I’m hereby placing ‘on the market’
ISO some serious match-making. . .
Said another way? Prospective publishers, literary agents, &/or
friends/kins/neighbors of the aforementioned?
Where there’s an interest, I have a manuscript.
Let’s talk.
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Extensive project info available through the modern advent of moving pictures!
[ Be sure to click 'More' in the video descriptions ]
Mageina Tovah Models for Clint Catalyst Collaborative Project
Actress Mageina Tovah Plays Module [ Part 2 of 2 ]
Clint Catalyst/Dramatic Reading of ‘My Own Worst Enema’
plus other Making-Of / Behind-The-Scenes clips
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Otherwise,
Best of Wishes, everyone . . . & thanks!
“I’m Nikki Fucking Narcotic. Do You Know How Many Friends I Have On MySpace?!”
[ It's Nikki. Y'know, Nikki Narcotic . . . Yeah, Well: NIKKI KNOWS. You know?! ]
“I’m sick and fucking tired of all these haters!”
Oh, GL▲SS †33†H :
How you fill my shattered, charcoal-stained heart with glee.
There was a moment — a brief blip on history’s collective monitor, one might say — in which the tiara-adorned Scene Queen had a significant role in the inexplicable phenomenon referred to as “CeWebrity” [ Yes, I know it's heinous. Do I need to spell every— ]
[ CUT TO ] : a formulaic Wiki How, YouTube Tutorials and Tribute Videos, an on-line ‘zine and social networking community, hubs like Be-Scene.org and Scene Central, a virtual locale for “ladies in waiting” [ no, but really ] and aspiring Scene Kings to — hell, I don’t know…compare quiz scores while waiting to see if their applications for anointment were accepted, I suppose?
Don’t get me wrong : Some of the O.G. S.Q.s [ yep, sure did ] parlayed their notoriety into lucrative businesses. I respect that. Others? Well, I’m sure they could tell you.
As for the new breed? Word of advice. For fuck’s sake, don’t call yourself a “Scene Queen.” [ or king . . . or TS, et cetera ] As in : EVER. I mean, no one should have to spell it out, but It’s. . .down-right. . . humiliating.
Whatever the case, as with Cosmo, The Rules or any other ‘How-To’ Guide : If you really want to
And BE A
My advice? Don’t follow someone else’s checklist.
Bust your own fkn’ move.
Fully admit : there’s some wicked adorable kids among the lot, fantastic explosions of color and creative expression.
[ Courtney Dior. Don't know the girl, though consider her one such example of Cuteness ]
Another? Hyper-hyphenate
[ photographer / poet / model / author ] Kris Kidd
image credit : Kesler Tran
However, insofar as Nikki? Deal is : This
amalgamationfictitious character encapsulates the monstrous end of the spectrum, in which rigid Ranking Systems and bratty, entitled behavior is the norm.C H E C K ± I T :
[ Mmm-hrmm. Yeah, whatever Nikki. Bet your skank-ass extensions you'd troll efagz to see if your asinine antics merit discussion, even. ]
But enough about Nikki — she’s so 2007, I’m surprised she isn’t donning a miniature top hat smothered in Hello Kitty appliques while “modeling” a cupcake, middle finger of her other hand extended in that universal gesture of bad breeding.
What I’m really here to talk about? The Correctness Maximus who immortalized Miss Thing. Namely, GL▲SS †33†H
I’ll go ahead and break it down. Whether or not you realize, what you need in your life is a physical copy of their EP available through Black Bvs Records. Unless, of course, you’re like Andie Walsh and have more pressing issues…In which case, who can blame? Not-so-very-minor, the dilemma. You know, that of
And so it goes, how it goes
For The Prom Queen by GL▲SS †33†H
Incidentally, Y E S : Another Cyanide-Coated Piece of Perfection, It Is!
[ Digital downloads available via Amazon and iTunes ]
Also, out now
through Phantasma Disques :
GL▲SS †33†H / ℑ⊇≥◊≤⊆ℜ [of Mater Suspiria Vision ]
Split CDR
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[ Full disclosure: Even went so far as to pre-order a copy, like the fan girl I'm not. . .usually ]
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Additional resources for this band that’s been dominating my Nano as of late :
GL▲SS †33†H
on
The Book Of Faces
The ‘Tubes
Songkick
MySpazz
Twitter
Tumblr
Last.fm
iTunes
Well, now. Since I had to back-track and update for a few of you meddling little shits [ "Jay Kay, BB ♥ ILY 4/SRS" ], figured I might as well update you on those Skip-The-Triangles-And-Funny-Symbols, Motherfvckers ; It’s Caps-Lock or GTFO, OK GLASS TEETH
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