What? Like, You Thought I’d Forgotten Or Something?
No such luck.
I’m just a tease.
Wait–SCRATCH! I’ve just been holding back to make this post “stand out from the pack.”
Yeah, that’s it…
Actually, since “L.A. Fashion Week” happened in various mutations this fall–What do we have now…three per season? Can’t. Keep. Up.–I thought it might be nice to take a look back at runway shots from the
One moment I’m in Iowa working with my comrades Dustin and Brian of Novice Industries; the next, I’m rushing to hair and make-up with my pal Aldo o’ the Vento.
(DISCLAIMER: *Please note that when I sat down to write this entry, I intended to “hot-link” each and every applicable mention. However, as one whom is technologically-challenged, reason had to over-rule that lofty notion upon realization that if I wanted to actually publish the &#$%ing blogature before Christmas, I was gonna have to Leave The Ideals To Plato. In other words, feel free to zap me an email if I provided a broken link, or none at all where you’d like there to be. Scout’s honor: there was noShade cast here with any deliberation! Capiche? Mmm-kay, back to business then; thanks…)
Aldo volunteered his services to help me out with door duty, which proved itself much needed the moment we went from what was intended as a brief session of “helloing”–as pictured below, kicking off the evening with the lovelyJenelle Rensch, graphic design wiz (and incidentally the mastermind responsible for my CC logo in its final incarnation),Mr.Aldo VentoHimselfness, model and co-star with me in Matthew Mishory’s film “Delphinum: A Childhood Portrait of Derek Jarman,” which is currently winding its way about the international film festival circuit(the world premiere of which was 5 September 2009, at thePortobello Film Festival in London):
and, you know, a familiar face, I suppose… shifting from Prancy, Postured, Poised–to
Any semblance of order and ‘proper’ decorum
Tossed out the window like last week’s copy of Us Weekly when
Bummer we couldn’t get her 12 year old brother past security, but…well, he’s 12.
(Even compared to my own track record, that’s 4 years before I began to hustle my way into clubs– And look how I turned out!)
A cautionary tale? (Y/Y?)
As rabid “90210″ fanatics attempted to claw their way towards the living, breathing version of “Naomi” they recognized from their living rooms, I did my best to sneak the party of pretty-pretties into the inner sanctum: a seated area complete with really good ‘Goodie Bags’–sponsored by Janome sewing machines, Fiji water, Tarina Tarantino jewelry, Amtrak, Josie Cotton, and Sebastian Hair Care Products–
as well as the precise locale where soon enough, leather metallic fabric ∞ stitching nipped and tailored ∞ silkscreened paintings ∞ tricked-out hair with neon nets ∞ make-up more surreal than real world , and the spirit of unfettered creativity and unapologetic flamboyance
RULED. (And how!)
After all, why was everyone at the Social Club?
TheMOSTCORRECT RUNWAY DEBUT of the retina-shattering, cardiac arrest-inducing, sensory-overloading atelier extraordinaire
rockin’ some ‘tude, with pop legend Josie Cotton (L) and me
(Is it obvious I’m L-O-V-I-N-G the custom jacket Jared created?)
Carelessly tossing any accusations of “obsequious” over the shoulder like the Latest!Fashion!Craze!– “Fashion is for those who have yet to understand ’style’”– here’s what it boils down to at the carnival’s end: my first interaction with Mssr. Gold hearkens back to a bleak time in American history. We met shortly after his 2001 debut in Manhattan on September the 10th, an inauspicious moment for anyone to premiere clothing design, as it transpired mere hours before the atrocity known as 9/11.
Eight years have passed in the interim, and still: the creative outpourings of this inimitable virtuoso never cease to amaze me.
That being said, it should come as no surprise that for his collaborative effort with visual artist
Simply put, Mr.Petker’s paintings are most God, indeed. Over the span of the last few years, I’ve admired his murky-canvased beauties from afar (and might have, well, you know …”peeked in” on a certain Cahuenga Blvd gallery show)– so when the opportunity presented itself this Christmas past, I was stoked to make his acquaintance and bear witness to a bit of the brainstorms and dark-clouded creative rumblings between these two masterminds.
Hence, please allow me to present
A preview before the Gold versus Petker mash-up, for those of who might not be acquainted with the work of this inventive gentleman:
from 2008,
two images pilfered from an interview in the art-blog equivalent of masticating a corpus callosum
“[Petker's] work is like that girl you know will destroy you but somehow you just can’t resist.”
- Manuel Bello
(Entitled “Hunting For Witches,” this one SLAUGHTERS me…Slaughters me, Maing!)
(and above: from 2009, one of Petker’s most recent watercolors)
Fine art from a fine fellow…Petker has not only become one of my favorite contemporary artists, but he’s also just about one of the kindest dudes you could meet. (And I say ‘dude,’ as he is very much one, indeed—but I mean that in the absolute best sense of the sports-obsessed, beer-swilling sense of the word. I hope I’m communicating that effectively!?)
At any rate, speaking of ‘fine’—there was no shortage of squealing over Twilight’s hunkasaurus
among the crowd at theGold versus Petker extravaganza.
Full disclosure: I’ve never seen Twilight , nor have I read any of the books. Said another way? I wasn’t aware Who He Is—but not to worry…it’s not as if frenetic whispering girls and paparazzi flashbulbs going pop! were in short supply.
Short of the long? Mr. Lutz was a complete gentleman: there was none of the “Don’t You Know Who…” routine that’s as played-out as clunky monster boots. (Seriously, kids? Just. Don’t.) Equal parts accessible any coy, Lutz maintained a genteel decorum I often refer to as From The School of ‘Leave-Them-Longing.’
A rare trait in today’s tabloid-congested society, unfortunately. With yellow journalism the norm rather than the exception, these days it’s as if the lump sum of Tinseltown’s silver lining is tinged with rust.
I mean, let’s face it: once one is inundated with images of our ’stars’ being— well, — as flawed and human as the rest of us? There’s a natural tendency for audience members to be less willing to accept Coleridge’s “Willing Suspension of Disbelief” in terms of an implausible premise.
However, the academic vernacular? Hereby duly noted. (Apologies for the yawnage, please.&.thanks!)
Instead, a shifting of gears to that hotness known as AnnaLynne. As for The CW’s “90210,” I did, in fact, see the two-hour premiere—though can’t say I remember much about the episode other than Cory Kennedy and Mark The Cobra Snake’s cameo appearance.
*Appearances? I’ve been staring at this blue screen far too long, I’m afraid.
Whatever the case, congrats to the duo—both of whom have graduated from their former status as ‘fixtures’ among L.A.’s nightlife to full-fledged international phenomenons quite successfully.
As for AnnaLynne, her role as Eden Lord in Nip/Tuck’s fifth season was no mere incident of (envision air quotes) scene-stealing; it nabbed the entire season. Seriously? But seriously… Upon discovery of her 2009 win as “Greatest Break-Through Talent” at the Teen Choice Awards, my opine is succinct: well-deserved.
Oh yes…and since this is a city fueled by the mythic power of Celebrity,
pictured here with the Cute-As-They-Come Kim Bruder
More images await “beneath the cut…”
However, since both the event and amount of photos collected –cough!STOLEN cough!–is of epic proportions, I’ve decided to divvy the lot up into three parts: Before The Madness (on which your gaze is fixed at this moment), Petker’s Paintings In Stiletto Pumps (the catwalk-stalking and crowd-gawking), and Dance.Music.Sweat.Romance (the after-party).
That being stated, Please! Click Away– for More Gore Gore Gorgeousness…
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Yes, I wore the soles off my 20-e Doc's many an eve
dancing to the 12" mix of Ministry's "Everyday is Halloween"
in back-alley nightclubs where I was years away from years from
being 'of age' to attend in the first place
(translation: the main thing that made it fun--
or at least that's how it seems, looking back)
back in ancient history, also known as
my bereaved degenerate youth I've been revisiting some of the more
dynamic moments from what could aptly be filed away in memory
as 'The Clintagious Chronicles' due to
the current book project on which I've been working
Degeneracy: A Love Letter.
// R.I.P., oh Long Lost Love...despite the toxic goulash of highlights,
lowlifes and embarrassingly awkward good times, how
exhilarating it seems your freedom was // Whatever the case, here's a recent update "from the set,"
featuring the inimitable beauty of actress/model Mageina Tovah
in the first of her two looks for the day:
Copious detail/commentary is provided on the clip's YouTube page,
including info on the other peeps present who
deserve some serious 'propers' of their own.
(Irene Urias from Hairroin Salon, Genevive Lamb from Dior, and
of course my co-conspirator, Amanda Brooks:
childhood f(r)iend/former 'partner in crime'-turned-responsible mom)
Maendi and I lived by the edict that everyday presented
a new opportunity: the chance to become whomever/whatever we want
by dressing up.
To this day, I'm a tremendous advocate of the belief--
I mean, it was a mere three weeks ago, yet
I'm already missing Halloween.
With an outfit as genius as what Jared Gold concocted me,
how could I not?
and for the more detail-obsessed
FASHION DIE-HARDS OUT THERE,
here's a considerably morecomprehensive 5 minute clip in which
The Master of Delicate Decadenceshares everything from the costume's "reveal"
to secret compartments ensconced within:As for All Hallow's Eve 'proper,'
I gotta tell ya: generally speaking,
I was stoked to see so many
Alice in Wonderland
characters runnin' around...
There were a slew of them both at the 'Bitches Brew' party
as well as a hearty smattering of Mad Hatters afterwards
when we hit the Brite Spot
for some "fine" (enough) dining.
Seriously now: being a "Glad Hatter" myself--how could I not adore them?
Despite accusations that I'm a 'camera whore,' (harumph!)there aren't many pictures of me from the evening.
I managed to snap one of that dang adorable little Janine Jarman and
face-beater extraordinaire Noelle
within the first few minutes of our arrival,
the cheers began
as guests arrived...
Q: Ever "spanked the monkey"?
(Effing genius coincidence captured, that...)
As for me, I danced to the phenomenal tuneage spun by D.J.s Marta & Jen,
workin' my 'Demented Barber, Circa '99...1899, That Is' accessories
for all they--and the accompanying attitude in which I came "dressed"--
were worth
(looks like SOMEONE needs a hug, hrmm?
Just call me 'Mr. Congeniality!')
∞ ∞ ∞ ∞ ∞
Hence the "Not My Best Look" oilslick on my gesicht
(Hand on aMerrie breast, though Mr. Gold seems unimpressed...)
Rockin' TWO TYPES OF CLEAVE...
Thanks for the mammaries, Miss Sarah Merrie! [Ampersand.Hearts.Semicolon]
Another shot from the evening:
Kaiden as "Epic Fail: Scene 'LOL'," Stevie Ryan as a pretty version of Pee Wee Herman,
and Adam Paranoia throwin'Teen Wolf in a most serious way...
∞ ∞ ∞ ∞ ∞
And speaking of serious,
I was seriously surprised to learn that when my pal Brandon came to town for a visit
he comped me a frickin'--well, really expensive Madonna ticket.
9th row front, 3rd center of the 'T-shaped' stage
for one night
vs.
more than an entire month's rent?
Can't say I would've made that one happen myself...
* Thanks again, B! * (I love how undeniably excited he is...)
and of course, via his iPhone
we've got
"Pics or It Didn't Happen"O.K... so Home Skillet put on a phenomenal show.
I won't make any references about how "I would hope so"; moreover,
I'll refrain from utilizing any clichéd monikers in my commentary.
(Seriously journalists: by this point, any hack who refers to Mz. M as "The Material Girl"
should be force-fed the Oxford English Dictionary
One. Page. At a time.)
but let me just tell you: when she threw down some
DOUBLE DUTCH... Well, let's just say... despite another '80s ricochet
(nod to Keith Haring notwithstanding)
I was seventeen shades of impressed.
It's no secret I've been trying to assemble my own double-dutch squad
capable of weaving our way through the ropes while
dressed in elaborate couture
for quite some time...
So until 'The Swingers' come to fruition,
I'll cease this gargantuan post with the note
What I'm really dying to know is:
Has anyone else heard the rumor that Alexander McQueen
will be designing a limited-run for Target?
They've scored some outstanding talent in the past
but McQueen?
Truly: it's a shame Isabella Blow isn't here with us
to share her thoughts on the topic
(not to mention her opinions in general--but that's a given)
And on a final rash note about fash:
Did anybody rack up any great scores among the merch available via H & M
through their collaboration via Comme Des Garcons?
I wasn't able to devote the entire morning of the 13th to waiting in line
in an attempt to score at least one piece of the instant collectibles.
(Different story altogether with the Viktor & Rolf launch from...hrmm...
Two years ago, wasn't it?)
However, thanks to my dear pal Pedro,
I didn't completely miss out on the goods
that were gone in...what? Something like 17 minutes?
And though you might have thought it'd never happen,
this is me,
waaaay all kinds of outta here!
Jared Gold Czarina Runway Event May 2008
Jared’s farewell show in Salt Lake City, UT
Hosted by Clint Catalyst
this footage is of me … made for me by a loved one…
see the full video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxZC4acdvOs
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This is the Official video of the Salt LAke City runway event approved by Jared Gold. Starring Audrey Kitching, Stevie Ryan, Clint Catalyst, Fingers Crossed and Dirk Mai— featuring hair by Janine Jarmine of Hairroin Salon and makeup by Stacey Hummell. Get a look into the secret backstage world of this increduble event sponsored by Vespa and Janome. - lincresta
the cheers began as guests arrived...
Q: Ever "spanked the monkey"? (Effing genius coincidence captured, that...) As for me, I danced to the phenomenal tuneage spun by D.J.s Marta & Jen, workin' my 'Demented Barber, Circa '99...1899, That Is' accessories for all they--and the accompanying attitude in which I came "dressed"-- were worth
(looks like SOMEONE needs a hug, hrmm? Just call me 'Mr. Congeniality!')
(Hand on a Merrie breast, though Mr. Gold seems unimpressed...)
Rockin' TWO TYPES OF CLEAVE... Thanks for the mammaries, Miss Sarah Merrie! [Ampersand.Hearts.Semicolon] Another shot from the evening:
Kaiden as "Epic Fail: Scene 'LOL'," Stevie Ryan as a pretty version of Pee Wee Herman, and Adam Paranoia throwin' Teen Wolf in a most serious way...
* Thanks again, B! * (I love how undeniably excited he is...) and of course, via his iPhone we've got
"Pics or It Didn't Happen" O.K... so Home Skillet put on a phenomenal show. I won't make any references about how "I would hope so"; moreover, I'll refrain from utilizing any clichéd monikers in my commentary. (Seriously journalists: by this point, any hack who refers to Mz. M as "The Material Girl" should be force-fed the Oxford English Dictionary One. Page. At a time.) but let me just tell you: when she threw down some DOUBLE DUTCH... Well, let's just say... despite another '80s ricochet (nod to Keith Haring notwithstanding) I was seventeen shades of impressed. It's no secret I've been trying to assemble my own double-dutch squad capable of weaving our way through the ropes while dressed in elaborate couture for quite some time... So until 'The Swingers' come to fruition, I'll cease this gargantuan post with the note What I'm really dying to know is: Has anyone else heard the rumor that Alexander McQueen will be designing a limited-run for Target? They've scored some outstanding talent in the past but McQueen? Truly: it's a shame Isabella Blow isn't here with us to share her thoughts on the topic (not to mention her opinions in general--but that's a given) And on a final rash note about fash: Did anybody rack up any great scores among the merch available via H & M through their collaboration via Comme Des Garcons? I wasn't able to devote the entire morning of the 13th to waiting in line in an attempt to score at least one piece of the instant collectibles. (Different story altogether with the Viktor & Rolf launch from...hrmm... Two years ago, wasn't it?) However, thanks to my dear pal Pedro, I didn't completely miss out on the goods that were gone in...what? Something like 17 minutes? And though you might have thought it'd never happen, this is me, waaaay all kinds of outta here!
