I don’t know about the rest of you gents, but
I’m feeling seriously left out of this whole
—VAJAZZLING—
craze!
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Filtered through the voice of my relative “twiced removed,” Junior Jr.:
“Somebody let my ding-a-ling do some sparkly thangs!
They’ve done gone and leaked the fun to The Christwire, ma!”
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[ On the serious, howevs — there's MOAR ]:
