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Oh, Yes I Am . . . And HOW

gif, animated gif, glitch, glitch gif, fan-girling, comment response

It’s an ish that’s glitched to the tits : Fully all retch, no vom!

OH NO SHE DIDN’T

Animated GIF, Jem, Holograms, Funny

Or, uh . . . guess I suppose she did
Jem baby, you truly are outrageous!

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Glitched To The Tits and Tellin’ It Like It Is

glitch, animated gif, gay, comment response

[ Chris Tucker : Ruby Rhod : The Fifth Element ]

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Bitch, You Ain’t Kawaii . . . Don’t Even Try It

animated gif, fuck your feelings, kawaii, text

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Posh Girl Problems

Shocked and Devastated

Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham, animated gif

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Oh.

Is that so, △AIMON?

Pazuzu, The Exorcist, animated gif

Well. You know what? Pazuzu and I say . . .

And by that, I mean . . .

funny, Mean Girls, animated GIF, reaction gif

[ Obligatory straight dude reference is obligatory. ]

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Fang-Bangin’ With Vincent And Kermy

Amidst all this rampant fangnaticism
[ as a matter of fact, : I am a fan, yes ]

I present
one moment / multiple perspectives

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animated gif, kermit the frog, vampire, fangs

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animated gif, kermit the frog, vampire, fangs

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Kermit the Frog, vampire, Vincent Price

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[ Image Source : The Vault of Horror ]

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Joanie Tells It Like It Is

via animated gif awesome-saucery . . .

Joanie, America's Next Top Model, animated GIF

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Journalistic Goulash, Archived : Art of Bleeding for The LA Alternative Press

Prevent ocular strain !

Either CLICK IMAGE TO ENLARGE

Rev. Al Ridenour, Art of Bleeding

Or VIEW IT VIA DIRECT LINK. . .[ CLICK A SECOND TIME, IF NEEDED ]

&.thnx

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Oh, But I ✷ Just ✷ Can’t ✷ Resist…

I don’t know about the rest of you gents, but
I’m feeling seriously left out of this whole

—VAJAZZLING—
craze!

★ ☆ ★

Filtered through the voice of my relative “twiced removed,” Junior Jr.:

“Somebody let my ding-a-ling do some sparkly thangs!
They’ve done gone and leaked the fun to The Christwire, ma!”

★ ☆ ★

[ On the serious, howevs — there’s MOAR ]:

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We Interrupt Your Regularly Broadcast Blogature With This Important Announcement

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l q t m

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Welcome To The Tenth Circle: “Hello Kitty” Hell

So here’s the deal: The Hello Kitty thing?

I’m just. Not. Into. It.

Matter of fact, my aversion to the mouthless creature has steadily swollen—not unlike her head— over the years.

It’s not just because the creature’s  a scene-o-type as overplayed as Fall Out Boy’s greatest hits

(ditto, tiaras—leave ‘em to Quinceneras, Scenario Dawson: what do you think this is, 2007?);

nor is it the result of the anti-feminist mentality in which she’s so flagrantly mired

(the fact that she lacks a mouth implies that she has no voice—i.e., it functions as a visual signifier for the notion that females are docile, harmless, submissive and frail);

instead, it’s the sum of aforementioned, and the fact that this seemingly innocuous emblem of corporate consumption has evolved into a full-blown omnipotent presence.

Sure, there are moments in which I feel I’ve become a bitter old queen*, or as if I’m the Grinch of Sanrioville—

though recently I discovered a source of salvation through

Hello Kitty Hell: One Man’s Life With Cute Overload.

I couldn’t help but feel an immediate camaraderie with this Canadian dude who inadvertently spawned his allergy to The Evil Feline by encouraging his wife to pursue a business venture doing something she enjoys.

Whether or not you’re a fan of that critter whose name includes a salutation, I feel it necessary to share this post, as we’e got a serious case of fagswag to analyze here, folks.

EXHIBIT A:

The comments tend to veer toward LOLercaust territory, as well.  Darlene, a “repeat offender” in the Department of Commentary, is a brilliant construct.  Nonetheless, the veracity of her existence is mere conjecture on my part (a fancy way of saying “Hey baby, don’t even try to hate crime me for hinting that any J.T. Leroy action might be goin’ on here.  Aiiight?)

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Review of Pills, Thrills, Chills and Heartache — Morbid Outlook

June 2004


Special Thanks to Andrew Fenner &
Mistress McCutchan

[ Source: Morbid Outlook ]

 

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Pills, Thrills, Chills and Heartache — Review by Charlotte Cooper

 

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Zoetica Ebb Is A Hedonist. :: (…Isn’t Everyone?) ::

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hedonist! |ˈhidnəst| |ˈhidənəst| noun

a derivative of: hedonism |ˈhēdnˌizəm|

the pursuit of pleasure; sensual self-indulgence.
† the ethical theory that pleasure (in the sense of the satisfaction of desires) is the highest good †

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as modeled by
Artist/Writer/Photographer/Style Technician/Russian Cosmonomad and

Coilhouse magazine & blog Co-Founder,

Zoetica Ebb

Who—among her many other accolades—ranked #3 on

G4’s “Hottest Women Of The Web”(!)

More “Images Conducive Of Pleasure” Are Tucked
Beneath the Jump

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