August 10, 2008: “Parties”
August 10, 2008 by Clint Catalyst · Leave a Comment
As a little kid, I remember summer vacations seeming like extended slices of forever…and visits from Santa? Pretty much a lifetime away.
These days, weeks pass in what seems like the time it takes to get my hair done…(then again, I do go for some pretty elaborate shit…)
And you know what else?
My fingernails are still rimmed in a filthy black from the spur-of-the-moment RIT dye job I did on my black Ksubis to make them match my plain black jacket. I’ve been known to have a bit of a conniption fit when my blacks don’t match…and regarding the term “conniption”? I grew up in Arkansas. It’s part of my twisted charm. Just like the obnoxious music some denizen among my cluster of quaint little cottages is playing at the moment, I have three words to offer:
Deal with it.
So anyway, I know a multitude of posts and various commentary have been floating around this dang fanangled internet for quite some time now regarding the Hello Drama! fashion show. Both the harlequin-hopped-up-on-helium make-up (by Michele Monaco) and the outfits themselves were out of my usual “comfort zone.’ But you know what?
I already know what I already know. Ya feel me?
Here’s a backstage shot of me from that night with L.A.’s latest addition, Kaiden Blake:
As an obnoxious Aries (who? Impulsive? Impatient? ME?), it’s no wonder I’m pals with so many relatives among the fire signs—namely, Leos…as it’s their time of astrological reign.
Some nights include hitting up multiple events (which is a luxury problem: Full Disclosure.
Last Friday? Three of us, two birthdays, one night.
Our first stop was a sideshow (s)extravaganza (O.K.: for once, the “(s)” is fully for the lulz. Got it?) being thrown for actress/model Mageina Tovah. Look how damn tan and HEALTHY she looks next to my pasty ol’ spf 30 sunblock self!
And though I feel I look like death’s rectum in this shot, I can’t help but share it because it’s such a flattering photo of Jared:
Besides for appearing in a buttload of movies and T.V. shows, Mageina’s modeled for several Jared Gold fashion shows, as has the star of our next stop:
Lil’ Miss Audrey Kitching of the cotton candy-hued hair, whose shin-dig was a surprise put together by Alyx Suttle and Jessicka, two of her West Coast friends.
with Alyx, who threw the party at her store The Elegant Mess
Jessicka, however, I’d say was anything but a mess. As a matter of fact, this skinny betch pulled of what’s undoubtedly my
Look of the Moment:
Brightly-hued stings of licorice tied together and worn as necklaces? FULLY support it.
Knotted together and worn as an American Apparel-esque headband, however?
DON’T. EVEN. CONSIDER. IT.
Think happy thoughts instead:
Jared, Presenting One Of His Infamous Cakes
need. piece. now.
Justin Coloma and Linda Strawberry Join In The KITCH SANDWICH
With Roxy and B.J., Who Gets The Idea…EDIBLE ACCESSORIES?
That’d be a Hell Yeah!
After We Gnawed On Her Necklaces (Keep It Clean, Kids!)
We Had A Bit Of Fun In The Dressing Room…
Though As With Anything, My Face “Gave It Away…”
When I begin turning, it’s best for everyone that I make “Bye Bye”…and SOON. Kaiden, Jared and I began to make tracks back to his vehicular
But I had one special gift left to give…
The Question Remains:
Fact or fiction?
Kiss Kiss!
Clint
Clint Catalyst Workin’ the Emmy’s Red Carpet– featuring Tim Gunn
May 30, 2008 by Clint Catalyst · 24 Comments
THANKS TO BUZZNET.COM for sending me on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure, as well as THE GENIUS JARED GOLD for constructing one of the most mind-melding, intricately-constructed ensembles that’s ever graced my torso. Seriously: I cannot sing this visionary designer sufficient praise… (THEN AGAIN, I can’t carry a tune in the first place!)
It’s been a while, folks–currently in the process of transferring data from one computer to another, which is the how and why re: any “Archives” that might continue popping up along with new footage–so I can’t say for certain that Buzznet staff member “Vidiot” was responsible for editing the footage…though my guess is: yes, more than likely so.
Other credits? Wayne Ford, for “manning” the camera and ensuring this experience was exponentially more enjoyable than that of the [AHEM!] bastardized footage from ~*other*~ experiences I’ve had doing red carpet reportage. No need to expound on the negative, however: anyone incapable of comprehending the basic fact that a contest “win” is not synonymous with factual fabrication (guess I’m just an arrogant prick for being able to “own” my actual age…but by all mean, PLEASE! Change it without my consent so that I’m the one who looks like an insecure idiot) NOR is it an invitation to be humiliated.
Besides, this post has nada to do with a project that guaranteed its own downward trajectory from the first week.
Instead, please forgive my brash and highly-opinionated commentary to sum up *this* info with a MASSIVE THANKS TO JEN FROM BUZZNET…without whom I would have never had the chance to rock some serious insaniac couture at one of Hollywood’s most revered award ceremonies!
For general site info, please log onto www.Buzznet.com;
My personal page is located at clintcatalyst.buzznet.com , and
Herr Gold may also be tracked down via jaredgold.buzznet.com.
*Whew!*
O.K., I think that just about covers everything!.
(My blood type is O positive; favorite type of underwear is…)
Ummmm, yeah. Cue ‘Edit’ as we enter TERRITORY ‘TMI!”
Jared Gold Reveals Halloween Costume to Clint Catalyst Pt 2
August 30, 2007 by Clint Catalyst · 2 Comments
A considerably shorter clip — this one’s about the PSYCHOTIC “COMPLETE LOOK”
ready
for
action!
Halloween 2008:
[Bloody.Kisses.&.Black.Lollipops]
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Audrey Kitching & Clint Catalyst Tribute Video
May 18, 2007 by Clint Catalyst · 1 Comment
“Some of the best moments shared by Audrey Kitching & Clint Catalyst.”
(Video embedded and text taken from YouTube channel “Joe32196.”)
Tarina Tarantino Proves Clint Catalyst is a STAR! *Kidding*
April 10, 2007 by Clint Catalyst · 11 Comments
Showing off my cameo in Tarina’s new catalog “Tokyo Hardcore” to rock goddesses Samantha Maloney and Jessicka (now a.k.a. Jessicka Addamsa). Before any of you make assumptions about anyone I ‘covered up’ with my hand to point out my image, DON’T. One’s eye naturally goes to the center of a photo…particularly when it’s a vicious shade of pink. There is no hate promoted here; the only person I’m poking fun at is me. Period. And, while I’m at the disclaimers: I love the “Double T” and am honored to be in such an über-glam catalog. There seem to be a lot of negative ass-umptions on this site, and I’d rather squelch that shite RIIIIIGHT NOW.
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“Clint Catalyst Does It AGAIN.”
January 3, 2007 by Clint Catalyst · 5 Comments
