Affirmative: Ten Animated GIFs
April 30, 2012 by Clint Catalyst · 1 Comment
Oui, Ouija
November 14, 2011 by Clint Catalyst · 4 Comments
“ Ouija Board
Would you work for me?
I have got to say
‘Hello’ to an old friend
Ouija Board, Ouija Board, Ouija Board
Would you work for me?
I have got to get through
To a good friend
Well she has now gone
From this unhappy planet
With all the carnivores
And the destructors on it
Ouija Board, Ouija Board, Ouija Board
Would you help me?
Because I still do feel
So horribly lonely
Would you, Ouija Board
Would you, Ouija Board
Would you help me?
And I just can’t find
My place in this world
Well she has now gone
From this unhappy planet
With all the carnivores
And the destructors on it
Oh hear my voice
(Hear my voice)
Oh hear my voice
(Hear my voice)
Hear my voice
(Hear my voice, my voice)
Hear my voice
(Voice)
Table is rumbling
The table is rumbling
The glass is moving
No I was not pushing that time, it spells
S T E V E N
The table is rumbling
The glass is moving
No I was not pushing that time
P U S H O double F
Well she has now gone
From this unhappy planet
With all the carnivores
And the destructors on it ”
∞
A D D I T I O N A L R E S O U R C E S
“Ouija Board, Ouija Board” : Music Video
True To You — A Morrissey ‘Zine
Official Website of William Fuld , Creator of the Ouija Board
∞
Monster Mashed.
September 20, 2011 by Clint Catalyst · 3 Comments
Just freakin’ my geek with
GIFtasticness . . .
Hell, who knows—one of these days I might join the ranks
of “technologically advanced, standard upright creatures”
and obtain/learn Photoshop
[ or, you know, whatever the Mac equivalent is. . . ]
Until then, however?
HERE’S THIS
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How It Is
July 22, 2011 by Clint Catalyst · Leave a Comment
Fang-Bangin’ With Vincent & Kermy
June 28, 2011 by Clint Catalyst · 6 Comments
Amidst all the fangnaticism
[ as a matter of fact, yes : I do watch it ]
I bring you
— this moment —
[ Image Source : The Vault of Horror ]
&
In full histrionic glory, via animated GIF. . .
GIF It To Me! [ Princess Hijab & Other Animated Awesomesaucery ]
May 1, 2011 by Clint Catalyst · 2 Comments
As A Kid, I Often Said I Wished I Could Speak In Hieroglyphics
How rad it would be, I thought
[ though—since the timeline I'm referencing is circa rural Arkansas—
quite likely not verbatim, my choice of vernacular ]
If I could “talk with pictures”: fancy symbols—except
not carved in stone, but rather contained
in word bubbles,
like in a comic strip . . .
Y E A H .
A funny thing, time : cycles : that
symbol of the serpent swallowing its tail
All these years later, & where do I find myself?
Obsessed with animated .gifs, for fuck’s sake—&
yearning to communicate through means of a visual vocabulary.
I mean, let’s face it…does this gem excavated-from-the-uncredited-swag-on-imgur
not speak volumes?
Or how about this for a response?
[ Source: Sex With God : tumblr ]
& this flash-tastic action? Is it worth the proverbial thousand words?
Or does it have no value, since you’re such a worldly, highly-experienced Millennial?
[ So tough, the inured existence of a Trustafarian on tumblr, oui? ]
Hasty generalizations & snide jabs swept aside like unpaid internships, corporeal punishment,
or any scenario in which Unique, Special Beings aren’t coddled—even & especially
if [ HARMPH! ] “so-o-o bored.”
Sure : sometimes animated awesomesauce does get served with syllables & consonants…
For example: this little ditty by Seacrestcheadle, which—if Facefail permitted such forms of communication—
I would’ve plastered many moons ago on the ‘Wall’ of my pal Ugly Shyla ♥ [ because yeah, She 'Gets It ']
Alas! Seacrestcheadle isn’t why I’ve chosen to “get bloggy” this fine day
[ though worthy a post of his own, indeed! ]
Au contraire, I’ve intended to post about the following individual
for quite some time now, & finally: here we are—&
here the moment is…
If by chance you’re not familiar with the guerilla art of
Then please consider this a formal invitation to become acquainted, your
introduction by way of brief video clip [ courtesy : Babelgum ]
Admitted : at times the six-minute doc plays w-a-y-y-y Richter in the histrionics department
[ not to imply I don't—my guess is that producers urged Hijab to "ratchet up the drama"
for the cameras ] : to “raise the stakes,” ”show the element of danger,” “provide some
conflict”…as if the visual assaults she orchestrates aren’t confrontational enough.
However, to be fair [ I mean : gauche much, Mary? I'm only using their content! ]
I could be making excuses for the artist, when she’s portrayed exactly as she is.
O.K.!
Now that you have a bit of background info, I don’t feel as if I’m doing a dis-service by
sharing ‘only’ the digital art she creates.
Y’see, aside from recalcitrant acts of Hijabization,
the Princess constructs some friggin’ amazing GIFs; must admit.
& since ultimately, that’s what I’m ‘on about’ today
C H E C K ± T H E S E :
╬ for a full-page GIF-tastic sensory overload, check out 8 BITZ PER PIxEL ╬
1.1.11 at 11.11
January 1, 2011 by Clint Catalyst · 1 Comment
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that’s some magic[k]al shit, maing…
any of you have black-eyed peas, collard greens, pork &/or corn bread on the menu today?
whatever your beliefs, may this year bring an ‘extra helping’ of prosperity
Are You A Victim Of The Modern Witch-hunt?
December 23, 2010 by Clint Catalyst · 5 Comments
[a quick check-list]:
How have relations with your peers been as of late?
Have any of your friends seemed distant, unavailable? Perhaps a bit stand off-ish?
Or even worse: has anyone begun to treat you with suspicion? Spoken to you with a distrusting tone?
Conducted a rash & volatile act upon your arrival—say, for example, the frenetic strumming of an
acoustic guitar to the tune of a [quote] “power ballad”? &—if dare say that be the case—was
aforementioned ::SHUDDER:: stadium serenade coupled with an egregiously off-key
rendition of lyrics such as “Don’t Stop Believin’”?
(Stop. Believing. What?!)
Quite frankly, do you feel as if your interests incite an impending sense of moral panic?
Are you persecuted… for your taste in music?
In †hee Name Ov DELTΔ DELTΔ DELTΔ‘s Sacred †ri-Force
(an equal opportunity destroyer: for the xx, xy & x”whatever”/transitioning set),
TRUST: We understand.
Some people have a genuine aversion to Witch House.
S’all there is to it.
So what’s a budding hex-head to do?
For such matters, we consult…
Aha! &
Just as I expected:
Fokkawolfe
is T H E E . A N S W E R .
— for his —
Prolific updates, finger not just on the proverbial “pulse” or clichéd “trigger,” but rather the plunger of a 1 cc mainlining psychostimulant drogas directly from that four-chambered metronome nestled within one’s ribcage to the pleasure center of readers’ brains, flooding dopamines in a tsunami of methamphetamaniacuphoria, burning serotonin at such a deliciously dangerous–& dangerously delicious–rapid-fire rate, it’s been rumored that the back of some readers’ skulls have been blown open as if their pupils bulls-eyed all six chambers and short-circuited before the spinning even began: no need for the thrill of Russian Roulette when Fokkawolfe’s here EFFING. KILLING. IT.
(& the rat-tat-tat-tat of exclamation points forage ahead, slaughtering daughters & posting cyanide-laced syllables that cement those blandular brooklyn blogs deeper, deeper still into the myopic ‘no maan, nobody’s doing that/this is how it is’ mentality in which they’re mired [though not admired]…)
Whatever higher powers may be,
HALLELUJAH &
INORDINATE AMOUNTS OF GRATITUDE TO ± FOKKAWOLFE ±
(also known as Laurence Conrad)
Seriously? But SERIOUSLY boss…
Totes the stokage you exist!
Spectres Among Us
October 10, 2010 by Clint Catalyst · 5 Comments
Subliminal Stimuli, Lurking Beneath Conscious Perception
Can You See/Do You See/Do You Know
What Is It?
“We don’t see things as they are [;] We see them as we are.”
- Anais Nin
:: source of visual stimuli : Ariel Rebel’s Haunted Grafenberg Spot : on tumblr ::
Caroline Ryder Has An Official FB Fanpage!
April 5, 2010 by Clint Catalyst · 3 Comments
And . . . and . . .How excited am I about it ?
[ Oh and like, I already know I look good as a blonde. But thanks! ]
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Well, I Think The Real Issue Here Is . . .
October 11, 2008 by Clint Catalyst · 1 Comment
Pleated Khaki Trousers, Dork-Ass Dance Moves and Damme ,
he’s gotta be puttin’ us on.
O.K., O.K.! Maybe not, then.
There Are Two Types Of People In This World:
October 8, 2008 by Clint Catalyst · 2 Comments
Those who recognize the genius of this GIF. . .
[ and those who don't ]
But Really What I’m Saying Is
October 8, 2008 by Clint Catalyst · 1 Comment
