Just freakin’ my geek with
GIFtasticness . . .
Hell, who knows—one of these days I might join the ranks
of “technologically advanced, standard upright creatures”
and obtain/learn Photoshop
[ or, you know, whatever the Mac equivalent is. . . ]
Until then, however?
HERE’S THIS
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Amidst all the fangnaticism
[ as a matter of fact, yes : I do watch it ]
I bring you
— this moment —
[ Image Source : The Vault of Horror ]
&
In full histrionic glory, via animated GIF. . .
Ring & me:
For which, first & foremost, I must extend props to the Most Correct
blog known as Dirty Flaws ♡
Among recent discoveries among the internet ethers, of course I’d come across
another accessory bordering on the “untouchable” end of the spectrum…
I mean, first Le Petit Protector (thanks for the additional info, oh omniscient VJESCI).
And now this sublime “Fang” ring by Brett Westfall of Unholy Matrimony?!
Despite my scatter-shot land-mine of a memory, I can still recall Mr. Westfall lurking outside a boutique I managed, back in 2001. Cute, thin, and decidely of the “skater boy” ilk, he had samples of his line draped over an arm and for a good 15-20 minutes stood on the sidewalk, attempting to act all mad cazh with each furtive glance shot through the front window (punctuated with a flip of his dirty blond bangs, which I assumed was for dramatic effect).
I would remark, “‘Then poof!‘ he disappeared”—except that in the current context (translation: written by the über-poofter that I am), I can’t help but think a reader’s thoughts would veer towards certain inevitable double-entendres…
When that? That is not the case.
On the contrary, what I intend to say: I believe “extra-curricular” activities might have played a part in his no-show that afternoon. No-show until later, that is: when I begged/pleaded/pseudo-slyly coerced the shop’s owner to begin carrying his home-spun, (then) burgeoning line with the Goth-damaged name: Unholy Matrimony.
John Raymond Barker, also known as Jerby,
&
(& natch,
have plenty more to say…
but you’ll just have to wait until I–
well, you know…)
*Winkature*
CCx
