We don’t all get a hug for our efforts.

What we do ‘get,’ however, is Freedom Of Choice…

(though make no mistake: to not choose is—in itself—a decision).

A choice you’re hereby offered the opportunity?

Who gets an award (yourself, perhaps?), and

For what?

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photo by Dirk Mai

as modeled by a Most Epic Individual herself:

Miss Pauley Perrette

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But for those of you whom the terminally cute

is a constant reminder that human beings do, indeed, have a “Gag Reflex”?

Go ahead and OWN THAT BITTER BILE

DOWN TO THE BONE!

Pictured above, at Hollywood’s latest haunt of legendary proportions, Mr. Black:

Aldo Vento

flaunts his Hater status

in black-on-black-on-black…

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Next up? The antithesis to this current trend of eliminating “competition…”

(Just. Don’t. Get. It!)

If you’d rather ‘Raise the Bar’ than succumb to the notion

that life’s a game of Limbo—

or, hell, even if you’re just playing a video game—

GO

FOR THE WIN!

(Otherwise, why even bother?)

photo credit: Dirk Mai

As for the ribbon?

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Whereas pictured below?

The ‘prize’ for which it seems

I garner a Lifetime Achievement Award:

:: SAY NO MORE, MARY ::

(It’s either “Hit Eject,” or “Come Correct”!)

…seriously, though…