(airdate: March 5, 2009 on ProSieben)

Pictured with me: Jessicka (of Scarling and Jack Off Jill fame) and Mr. Gold, who brought his infamous madagascar hissing cockroach brooches as accessories for one of the model ‘challenges’ of the episode. Mr. Gold received ten minutes of air time on this phenomenal spin-off of the American franchise, which features gorgeous girls, incredibly hospitable hosts, and–as a form of my own demented entertainment–the opportunity for me to be extra “ornery” on-air!

Thanks for the coverage, Amy Spencer…and Vielen Dank to Heidi Klum and her cohorts for having us as guests on Cycle 4!

There’s some unfortunate ‘angles’ of me in this one (umm, yeah HI: Fatty McFatterson much?), but I’m determined to get the F over myself and showcase the details of Jared’s inimitable genius.

*THIS IS THE LONGER OF THE TWO VIDEO CLIPS, BUT SHOULD BE DROOL-WORTHY FOR FASHION FIENDS WHO APPRECIATE ATTENTION TO INTRICATE DETAIL.*

What I requested? (Translation = “what [the customer] ordered?”)

Bloodthirsty barber, circa ’99…
1899, that is.

Not “Sweeny Todd” specific, as

a) I can’t sing,

b) Look like a dungheap compared to Johnny Depp (since most folks associate the Sweenster with J.D. due to the most recent ‘take’ on Mr. Todd),

and

c) Wouldn’t want to be confined to a barber shop.

I mean, REALLY.

I’m uber-fagatronic in this footage– but hey, just another trait I’ve gotta ‘own,’ maing.

Besides, what’s key here is the CLOTHING…and accoutrements. // DIG IT

A considerably shorter clip — this one’s about the PSYCHOTIC “COMPLETE LOOK”

ready
for
action!

Halloween 2008:

[Bloody.Kisses.&.Black.Lollipops]
- clintcatalyst

Jared Gold Czarina Runway Event May 2008
Jared’s farewell show in Salt Lake City, UT
Hosted by Clint Catalyst
this footage is of me … made for me by a loved one…
see the full video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxZC4acdvOs

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The official Caspian video of Jared Gold’s Caspian 2007 runway event featuring Clint Catalyst as the host, and runway models including Lisa D’Amato, Audrey Kitching, Raquel Reed, Stevie Ryan, Nyabel Lual. Visit www.blackchandelier.com for more info.
- lincresta

This is the Official video of the Salt LAke City runway event approved by Jared Gold. Starring Audrey Kitching, Stevie Ryan, Clint Catalyst, Fingers Crossed and Dirk Mai— featuring hair by Janine Jarmine of Hairroin Salon and makeup by Stacey Hummell. Get a look into the secret backstage world of this increduble event sponsored by Vespa and Janome.
- lincresta

A MILLENNIAL… that’s a SLACKER? An oxymoron, or just plain moronic? In this (ahem) “self-help” clip, Clint accepts the dare– ermm, REQUEST– to provide a helpful nudge to a Millennial who seems to be doing something revolutionary: NOTHING. MUCH. AT. ALL.

A big thanks to Ray Ray and the ‘Rents for being such good sports (i.e., not kicking us out!),

Jared Gold for the bitchen wardrobe, and

Stevie Ryan for both accompanying me on this adventure and kindly editing the footage.

Yeah, if you’re on The ‘Tubes, you already know who she is…but still:

www.youtube.com/user/stevieryan (provides info on her other 3 channels)

To view adventures of Mr. Good-As-But-Never-Fool’s Gold himself:

www.youtube.com/user/lincresta

Also, I heard a vicious rumor that after THIS VERY INTERVENTION, none other than Mssr. Ray Ray (yeah, the name stuck–so there!) has taken up Vlogging! What a… MILLENNIAL activity, I must say! If our sources are correct, he can be located at:

www.youtube.com/user/RayRayTV

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- clintcatalyst