I don’t know about the rest of you gents, but
I’m feeling seriously left out of this whole

—VAJAZZLING—
craze!

★ ☆ ★

Filtered through the voice of my relative “twiced removed”, Junior Jr.:

“Somebody let my ding-a-ling do some sparkly thangs!
They’ve done gone & leaked the fun to The Christwire, ma!”

★ ☆ ★

(Fuh reals, though—there’s MOAR):

Accompanying text to the Jamie Lynn & Junior Jr. clip edited/produced by Stevie Ryan:

“Jamie Lynn, here’s what them fancy city folks do to clean theirselves down theres.”

✷ SHOT CAMERAMAN NEGLECTED TO GET: ✷

Junior Jr. reveals true dedication to keepin’ it real/downright ignorance (your choice to make)
by letting the Bio-Bidet “warsh” him in the face.

We do not foresee him repeating this atrocious act against good hygiene anytime in the near future—though thanks for your continued interest.

Nonetheless, “Sit down and learn yerselves” about the ass-tastic convenience available via the Bio-Bidet.

Don’t think you can handle it?

Here’s the def according to the Wiki Wiki Wiki:

“Bidet is a French word for pony (and in Old French, bider meant to trot).

Marc-Antoine Jacoud is known as the inventor of the bidet. This etymology comes from the fact that one bestrides or rides a bidet much like one does a pony. The bidet appears to have been an invention of French furniture makers in the late 17th or early 18th century, although no exact date or inventor is known. Theories exist that its inventor is Christophe Des Rosiers, furniture maker for the French Royal Family. The earliest written reference to the bidet is in 1710. By 1900, due to plumbing improvements, the bidet (and chamber pot) moved from the bedroom to the bathroom. 1960 saw the introduction of the electronic bidet, an attachment which connects on to existing toilet arrangements — ideal for bathrooms lacking the space for a separate bidet and toilet.”

★ ☆ ★

Um, YEAH. And it feels good, too.

John Raymond Barker, also known as Jerby,

&

Tori/Torigirl35.

(& natch,

have plenty more to say…

but you’ll just have to wait until I–
well, you know…)

*Winkature*
CCx

“Beauty Kit For Little Girls…

Don’t Wait for Mother Nature“

∞    ∞    ∞

WHOA.
I’ve watched this clip at least 20 times now–
without pausing for even the briefest “mental re-write,”

Tell me:
What’s your initial reaction?

:: tell me everything ::

My first thought?

Opening line, Sylvia Plath’s  poem “The Munich Mannequins”:

“Perfection is terrible, it cannot have children.”

For a statement that brilliant?  I can forgive the comma splice.

Till I hear back from you guys, though?

I’m off to do a bit of research

in the meantime…

(I’ve managed to find this clip posted other places, but who’s the director/editor/artist responsible?)

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“I just wanted to let you know that this is like, the only me… “

“O.K., I don’t photoshop my pictures. I’m just pretty, and you’re probably really ugly.”

⇓

:: Stop Stealing My Pictures! ::

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*(Had to share these with you guys because
Shit is br00t4l! And uh, yeah…the alliterative name?
Published under it “way before MySpace.”
K4′s trademark symbol is a nice touch touch though, right?)

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The first clip is by Andrew Bravener;

The second? EffSwap.

Whelp, I’ll be SCENE ya around!

“Such cute, cute kids
are these…”

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i.e., my inability to upload images to the “library.” Really infuriating, in case I haven’t mentioned…

I found it only apropos to post this footage I came across.

I’ll tell ya: it’s really…somethin’.

There’s some unfortunate ‘angles’ of me in this one (umm, yeah HI: Fatty McFatterson much?), but I’m determined to get the F over myself and showcase the details of Jared’s inimitable genius.

*THIS IS THE LONGER OF THE TWO VIDEO CLIPS, BUT SHOULD BE DROOL-WORTHY FOR FASHION FIENDS WHO APPRECIATE ATTENTION TO INTRICATE DETAIL.*

What I requested? (Translation = “what [the customer] ordered?”)

Bloodthirsty barber, circa ’99…
1899, that is.

Not “Sweeny Todd” specific, as

a) I can’t sing,

b) Look like a dungheap compared to Johnny Depp (since most folks associate the Sweenster with J.D. due to the most recent ‘take’ on Mr. Todd),

and

c) Wouldn’t want to be confined to a barber shop.

I mean, REALLY.

I’m uber-fagatronic in this footage– but hey, just another trait I’ve gotta ‘own,’ maing.

Besides, what’s key here is the CLOTHING…and accoutrements. // DIG IT