Oh, But I ✷ Just ✷ Can’t ✷ Resist…

I don’t know about the rest of you gents, but
I’m feeling seriously left out of this whole

—VAJAZZLING—
craze!

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Filtered through the voice of my relative “twiced removed”, Junior Jr.:

“Somebody let my ding-a-ling do some sparkly thangs!
They’ve done gone & leaked the fun to The Christwire, ma!”

★ ☆ ★

(Fuh reals, though—there’s MOAR):

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Home Skillet’s “PAYIN’ IT FORWARD!”

John Raymond Barker, also known as Jerby,

&

Tori/Torigirl35.

(& natch,

have plenty more to say…

but you’ll just have to wait until I–
well, you know…)

*Winkature*
CCx

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Plastic Surgery Meets Fisher Price!

Despite the fact I have five other posts saved in “Draft” mode,
I’m so amazed/amused/astounded by this clip
I have to share it with y’all here & now:

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Whimsicle Social Media Fuckery (What’s.The.Deal?Who’s.For.Real? ☀ MySpace ☀IN YOUR FACE!)

for “my best friends I’ve never met”:

“I just wanted to let you know that this is like, the only me… “

“O.K., I don’t photoshop my pictures. I’m just pretty, and you’re probably really ugly.”

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:: Stop Stealing My Pictures! ::

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*(Had to share these with you guys because
Shit is br00t4l! And uh, yeah…the alliterative name?
Published under it “way before MySpace.”
K4′s trademark symbol is a nice touch touch though, right?)

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The first clip is by Andrew Bravener;

The second? EffSwap.

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Match-Making In The Modern Age: With SwiftKarateChop & Audrey Kitching

Uncle Clint says
(with a granpappy wheeze):

“Such cute, cute kids
are these…”

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Since I’m Experiencing A Bit Of WordPress Fail…

i.e., my inability to upload images to the “library.” Really infuriating, in case I haven’t mentioned…

I found it only apropos to post this footage I came across.

I’ll tell ya: it’s really…somethin’.



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Jared Gold Reveals Halloween Costume to Clint Catalyst Pt 1

There’s some unfortunate ‘angles’ of me in this one (umm, yeah HI: Fatty McFatterson much?), but I’m determined to get the F over myself and showcase the details of Jared’s inimitable genius.

*THIS IS THE LONGER OF THE TWO VIDEO CLIPS, BUT SHOULD BE DROOL-WORTHY FOR FASHION FIENDS WHO APPRECIATE ATTENTION TO INTRICATE DETAIL.*

What I requested? (Translation = “what [the customer] ordered?”)

Bloodthirsty barber, circa ’99…
1899, that is.

Not “Sweeny Todd” specific, as

a) I can’t sing,

b) Look like a dungheap compared to Johnny Depp (since most folks associate the Sweenster with J.D. due to the most recent ‘take’ on Mr. Todd),

and

c) Wouldn’t want to be confined to a barber shop.

I mean, REALLY.

I’m uber-fagatronic in this footage– but hey, just another trait I’ve gotta ‘own,’ maing.

Besides, what’s key here is the CLOTHING…and accoutrements. // DIG IT
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