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POX : Quit Your Screamin’ and Start Streamin’!

Listen up! ‘Cause in case you haven’t heard . . . The movie POX

Written and directed by the wildly talented, wicked creative, and impressively prolific Lisa Stockton-Wilson — perhaps better known to the masses as singer / song-writer / musician / thespian / all-around Uh-Huh, Don’t-You-Wish-You-Were-Her phenomenonicon Miss Lisa Hammer

can be obtained for the “I Mean ; I Can’t Even” section of your DVD collection.

However, for those of you more on the instant gratification tip? The film is also available for streaming, by way of the almighty TLA Video.

This already-cult classic [ as in, like: Seriously, Mary . . . Where Have You Been? ] stars the inimitable Alizarinkryz as none other than POX himself.

In addition to our fearless cult leader, a slew of other luminaries appear in this cinematic delight — including :

Who? The dude from Gregg Araki‘s ever-incandescent, Thrill Kill Kult samplin’, endless-source-of-one-liners The Doom Generation? As in : That movie with Rose McGowan so white hot in her role as Amy Blue that you either wanted to be her or be with her or what-the-fuck-ever / I-can’t-even-relate-to-you, and Parker Posey‘s best cameo appearance probably, oh, ever, and of course Margaret Cho also shows because we’ve known she’s way fucking cool since long before your newbie ass was schooled how obnoxious it is for one to refer to himself by the majestic plural “we”? And uh-huh, dark-sider with so much erudite goth damage I bet even your toilet paper and tissue is pitch-hued : even and especially I’m looking at you when I reference how cEvin Key from Skinny Puppy fractured his knee during filming?

gif, animated gif, POX, Lisa Hammer, Alizarinkryz, Kim Helms

Yes. Yes, that James Duval.

And nope, the omission of Frank the Rabbit and Donnie Darko from my truncated ramble was neither oversight nor indication aforementioned title is not also chamber-tombed to my heart [for it is! It is : and how] but rather a reminder that fucking OATH, my beloved Bloggination! There’s a topic of much greater import to which I’m attempting to tend!

So, um. That being said? The film also features . . .

Kimberly Dzwonkowski, a.k.a. Kim Helms, whose performance is so effing g-damn genius; it’s full-on intracranial hemorrhage territory.

Levi Wilson, as the suicide punch meister of your masturbatory fantasies,

Sue Fletcher, as the neurotic loyal devoteé who deems herself “Mrs. POX.” [ And rightly so! ]

Do not, however, mistake her — or rather : her character, totes and obvs — for a groupie. If the subtitled still frame hovering above this cluster of text doesn’t clarify the distinction, then honey : I don’t know what to tell you . . . [ A simple suggestion, perhaps? Two words : Life Alert. Pleazh is all mine, Bee Tee Doubs ]

Incidentally, well aware I’m giving Generous in the screen cap department, though rest assured that it’s been anything but mad cazh or madly random. Au contraire, the act is one of scrupulous selection — of painstaking deliberation — by which I attempt to illustrate the gravitas of the sitch, bitch. Said another way? This film tackles some serious territory. That’s “serious” with implied italics. You feelin’ me?

And the atmosphere? Oh, how it delivers. Yes!

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Oh Really. Know What I Have To Say To That?

animated gif, funny expression

animated gif, funny, reaction

animated gif, the olsen twins

animated gif, fairuza balk, the craft

animated gif, goth girl, blah blah blah

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Well. . . Truth Of The Matter Is

animated gif, sparkly, stars, twinkling
James Franco, animated gif, text, phone, sex
James Franco, animated gif, comment response, yes
James Franco, animated gif, low resolution, reaction gif, yes
James Franco, animated gif, low resolution, comment response, yes
animated gif, yes, good phone, phone sex, crop
animated gif, sparkly, stars, twinkling

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Affirmative: Ten Animated GIFs

you look hot, animated gif

ditto, animated gif

clapping hand, animated GIF

excitement, animated GIF

ditto, animated GIF

fuck yeah, animated gif

Divine, animated gif

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Right There, In Black In White

American Horror Story, animated gif, Tate Langdon

Although my preference? Color, thanks.

American Horror Story, animated gif, Tate Langdon

Evan Peters as Tate Langdon : American Horror Story, Season One

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OH NO SHE DIDN’T

Animated GIF, Jem, Holograms, Funny

Or, uh . . . guess I suppose she did
Jem baby, you truly are outrageous!

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Gurl.

comment response, spastic, gay, excited, animated gif
trashy, blonde, slutty, humorous, animated gif

Paris Hilton, animated gif, bitchy, funny

funny, Brady Bunch, teen model, ugly, animated gif

glitch, animated gif, glitch gif, funny, comment response, deal with it

comment response, head nodding, animated gif

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Glitched To The Tits and Tellin’ It Like It Is

glitch, animated gif, gay, comment response

[ Chris Tucker : Ruby Rhod : The Fifth Element ]

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Bitch, You Ain’t Kawaii . . . Don’t Even Try It

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Oui, Ouija

“ Ouija Board
Would you work for me?
I have got to say
‘Hello’ to an old friend

ouija board, gif

Ouija Board, Ouija Board, Ouija Board
Would you work for me?
I have got to get through
To a good friend

Well she has now gone
From this unhappy planet
With all the carnivores
And the destructors on it

ouija, occult

Ouija Board, Ouija Board, Ouija Board
Would you help me?
Because I still do feel
So horribly lonely

Would you, Ouija Board
Would you, Ouija Board
Would you help me?
And I just can’t find
My place in this world

Well she has now gone
From this unhappy planet
With all the carnivores
And the destructors on it

Oh hear my voice
(Hear my voice)
Oh hear my voice
(Hear my voice)

Hear my voice
(Hear my voice, my voice)
Hear my voice
(Voice)
Table is rumbling

The table is rumbling
The glass is moving
No I was not pushing that time, it spells
S T E V E N

ouija board

The table is rumbling
The glass is moving
No I was not pushing that time
P U S H O double F

ouija

Well she has now gone
From this unhappy planet
With all the carnivores
And the destructors on it ”

ouija

A D D I T I O N A L    R E S O U R C E S

Ouija Board, Ouija Board” : Music Video

True To YouA Morrissey ‘Zine

Official Website of  William Fuld , Creator of the Ouija Board

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Tatt-ered “Cø††øn” and Cottonmouth Kisses

I†† [ eye doublecross ] is not just a band;
they’re “a low-fi hypersigil, casting spells in various mediums .”

[CUE EXAGGERATED SHRUG]

Cool by me, brah.

Though when I discovered the basis for “Cø††øN”—
the latest single the duo conjured & released into the world
was [quote] “influenced by [ my book ] Cottonmouth Kisses” ?

Well, the excitement level racheted a bit Richter,
not gonna lie. . .

Then, upon hearing the track?

That’s when the really good news occurred.

I like it.

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As in : I mean —
I really, really like it.

No need to elaborate, nor to “re-visit”. . .
but we’ve all had at least one friend whose
band/stand-up comedy act/spoken word performance —
[ thought I'd keep the playing field fair ]

Y E A H .
You get it/You get it/You get it

Amidst the deafening silence & painful anecdotes that aren’t being shared at this moment,
here’s what is :

C H E C K · I T !

Cø††øN by I††

. . . & them ♥

witch house, eyedoublecross

[ I†† : OFFICIAL SITE ]

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Ah, but you know I’ve gotta ‘get on up in’
this GIFtastic action!

Cottonmouth Kisses, Clint Catalyst

[ a mere clicky-link away : H I T ·  I T   &   G E T ·  I T ! ]

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Also, two other ways in which this obstinate child of mine
continues to make its mark upon the world
[ however great or small that may be ] :

Eleven years since the effer premiered in print, yet not till this turn around the calendar—
Two Thousand Eleven A.D.—is when a song about it was inked,
so to speak. . .

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Ditto, these two lovely ladies :


ßiteMe ßlair from Concord, CA


[ Rockin' it legit, all up close & O.G. on the detail . . .yeah, that's how it is ]

As well as


Miss Melinda Wainright of New South Wales,
Australia


[ preliminary sketch, before ‘the needle & the damage done’ ]

&


Ta-da! — The outcome.

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If you’re not able to read the quotation obscured by my likeness?
That strand of syllables won’t be found among the pages of Cottonmouth Kisses,
but rather within the Degeneracy: A Love Letter project —
which I’m hereby placing ‘on the market’
ISO some serious match-making. . .

Said another way?  Prospective publishers, literary agents, &/or
friends/kins/neighbors of the aforementioned?

Where there’s an interest, I have a manuscript.

Let’s talk.

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Extensive project info available through the modern advent of moving pictures!
[ Be sure to click 'More' in the video descriptions ]

Mageina Tovah Models for Clint Catalyst Collaborative Project

Actress Mageina Tovah Plays Module [ Part 2 of 2 ]

Clint Catalyst/Dramatic Reading of ‘My Own Worst Enema’

plus other  Making-Of / Behind-The-Scenes clips

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Otherwise,
Best of Wishes, everyone . . . & thanks!

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Monster Mashed.

Just freakin’ my geek with
GIFtasticness . . .

monster, animated gif

Hell, who knows—one of these days I might join the ranks
of “technologically advanced, standard upright creatures”
and obtain/learn Photoshop

[ or, you know, whatever the Mac equivalent is. . . ]

Until then, however?
HERE’S   THIS
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Posh Girl Problems

Shocked and Devastated

Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham, animated gif

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Oh.

Is that so, △AIMON?

Pazuzu, The Exorcist, animated gif

Well. You know what? Pazuzu and I say . . .

And by that, I mean . . .

funny, Mean Girls, animated GIF, reaction gif

[ Obligatory straight dude reference is obligatory. ]

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How It Is

drag queens, fighting

gif,animated GIF,Miss Jay,ANTM

realness, GIF

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