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Jared Gold Reveals Halloween Costume to Clint Catalyst Pt 1

July 29, 2008 by Clint Catalyst 

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There’s some unfortunate ‘angles’ of me in this one (umm, yeah HI: Fatty McFatterson much?), but I’m determined to get the F over myself and showcase the details of Jared’s inimitable genius.

*THIS IS THE LONGER OF THE TWO VIDEO CLIPS, BUT SHOULD BE DROOL-WORTHY FOR FASHION FIENDS WHO APPRECIATE ATTENTION TO INTRICATE DETAIL.*

What I requested? (Translation = “what [the customer] ordered?”)

Bloodthirsty barber, circa ’99…
1899, that is.

Not “Sweeny Todd” specific, as

a) I can’t sing,

b) Look like a dungheap compared to Johnny Depp (since most folks associate the Sweenster with J.D. due to the most recent ‘take’ on Mr. Todd),

and

c) Wouldn’t want to be confined to a barber shop.

I mean, REALLY.

I’m uber-fagatronic in this footage– but hey, just another trait I’ve gotta ‘own,’ maing.

Besides, what’s key here is the CLOTHING…and accoutrements. // DIG IT

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4 Responses to “Jared Gold Reveals Halloween Costume to Clint Catalyst Pt 1”

  1. xYOURxALREADYxDEADx on August 1st, 2008 12:07 PM

    U R NOT FAT!

  2. SavannahDarlink on August 4th, 2008 8:29 AM

    HAH.
    Fat.
    You.
    Fat.
    HAH.

    Ah, no.
    Never.

  3. lascivit on August 6th, 2008 1:50 PM

    fishbones, don’t let me catch you on 6th/alvarado

  4. TallulahClark on August 10th, 2008 12:43 AM

    So fun! less than three and all that jazz.

    Oh… Fatty McFatterson my ass! Fuck you. lol

    I am almost scared to win any trips to L.A. because I AM a Fatty McFatterson right now.

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