Retail Pervery!
February 10, 2010 by Clint Catalyst · 8 Comments
(…and it’s long overdue)
THE SIXTH PRIZE RIBBON among
the JARED GOLD/CLINT CATALYST CO-BRANDED MERCHANDISE—
as modeled by the Most Correct Miss Lenora Claire , an L.A.-based art curator, freelance writer, television/nightlife personality and phenomenonicon.
Item Description:
Congratulations! You are really did it this time! You’re twisted, deviant, salacious, and—of course, lovable. What better way to announce it to the world than this “Perv” Prize Pin?
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Two Bombshells With Cobalt-Colored Hair
January 24, 2010 by Clint Catalyst · 8 Comments
First, I’m stoked to have social media superhero Miss Destructo
as the next ‘Consumer As Spokesmodel’ (despite how admittedly goober the title may be…) :: Keep sending in those glamour shots of you rockin’ product, kids… Whether it’s a book bag or a prize ribbon, I’d love to plaster your face up here for all the w.w.w. to see!
And next, a familiar face on this blog, as of late—
Zoetica Ebb, filling the role of “Check-Me-Out-Bitches; I’m In An Ad!”
Ahhh, YES:
I really love this “bounce-out.” (Is that what they’re called?) Whatever the nomenclature,
Massive thanks to graphics whiz Joanna Carr!
Till Later—
x o x o x
The Consumer As ‘Spokesmodel’…(& I’m Lovin’ It!)
December 23, 2009 by Clint Catalyst · 4 Comments
There’s a section on my beast of a MySpazz page where, for quite some time now, I’ve been posting a “Reader of the Week”: images of folks being as somber or silly as they want, so long as they follow two rudimentary guidelines: 1) keep it PG-13, regardless if the subject matter veers toward “X Rated-Adjacent” territory and 2) incorporate one of my published works (Cottonmouth Kisses and/or Pills, Thrills, Chills and Heartache), ancient relics/self-published chapbooks, an anthology in which a story of mine appears…or, in one instance, photographs of me that were published in…
:: Well, You.Get.It ::
Of the seventy-something thus far, I’ve featured a spectrum that spans from bondage bunnies to strategically-placed texts “about a comma short of indecent exposure”; from high drama in high heels to low-and-deliberately-difficult-to-find positioning of the aforementioned. (A Veritable “Where’s Waldo: Catalyzed,”
if you will…)
When the collection hits the 101 mark,
I plan on posting my favorites from the batch as an archive of Greatest Hits.
Until that time, however? I’m really digging on the pictures submitted of peeps sporting their
Jared Gold/Clint Catalyst PRIZE RIBBONS !
The shot above is from the gorgeous
a photographer based here in L.A., though I haven’t had the pleasure of meeting her yet…
However, up next? Someone with whom I have shared hijinx—as well as the bathroom at Fred 62 *(winkage)*—is my favorite Russian Cosmonomad/”Techno Renaissance Internet Goddess Extraordinaire” [Lou O'Bedlam]:
Werkin’ the re-vamped CC Tarot Card Destroyer Tee in CORRECTNESS at the brink of overdose…
:: for more hot shots of Zo, sans specs? :: click to reveal what’s tucked away “beneath the click!” ::
Zoetica Ebb Is A Hedonist. :: (…Isn’t Everyone?) ::
December 12, 2009 by Clint Catalyst · 1 Comment
MAXIMIZE YOUR RETAIL BLISS, WITH THIS:
THE FIFTH PRIZE RIBBON among
the JARED GOLD/CLINT CATALYST CO-BRANDED MERCHANDISE…
hedonist! |ˈhidnəst| |ˈhidənəst| noun
a derivative of: hedonism |ˈhēdnˌizəm|
the pursuit of pleasure; sensual self-indulgence.
† the ethical theory that pleasure (in the sense of the satisfaction of desires) is the highest good †
Leave the scarlet letter for Miss Hester Prynne. THIS is a title to profess…
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as modeled by
Artist/Writer/Photographer/Style Technician/Russian Cosmonomad and
Coilhouse magazine & blog Co-Founder,
Who—among her many other accolades—ranked #3 on
G4’s “Hottest Women Of The Web”(!)
More “Images Conducive Of Pleasure” Are Tucked
Beneath the Jump
Because ‘Participant’ Is Not An Award, And Life Is Not The Special Olympics
December 1, 2009 by Clint Catalyst · 2 Comments
Truth of the matter is:
We don’t all get a hug for our efforts.
What we do ‘get,’ however, is Freedom Of Choice…
(though make no mistake: to not choose is—in itself—a decision).
A choice you’re hereby offered the opportunity?
Who gets an award (yourself, perhaps?), and
For what?
BEHOLD: THE LATEST OFFERING from
THE JARED GOLD/CLINT CATALYST COLLABORATION…
P R I Z E R I B B O N S !
photo by Dirk Mai
as modeled by a Most Epic Individual herself:
Miss Pauley Perrette
But for those of you whom the terminally cute
is a constant reminder that human beings do, indeed, have a “Gag Reflex”?
Go ahead and OWN THAT BITTER BILE
DOWN TO THE BONE!
Pictured above, at Hollywood’s latest haunt of legendary proportions, Mr. Black:
flaunts his Hater status
in black-on-black-on-black…
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Jared Gold/Clint Catalyst BRAND NEW MERCH!
November 24, 2009 by Clint Catalyst · Leave a Comment
Please
CHECK IT OUT/”GIVE IT A SCROLL…”
Or, via URL:
Jared Gold Merchandise at Audiolife.com
I ain’t mad about this surprise from Ye Olde Jay Gee–
Not at all!
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As always:
Thanks very much
for your interest!
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:: (of course, of course) ::
