Because ‘Participant’ Is Not An Award, And Life Is Not The Special Olympics
Truth of the matter is:
We don’t all get a hug for our efforts.
What we do ‘get,’ however, is Freedom Of Choice…
(though make no mistake: to not choose is—in itself—a decision).
A choice you’re hereby offered the opportunity?
Who gets an award (yourself, perhaps?), and
For what?
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photo by Dirk Mai
as modeled by a Most Epic Individual herself:
Miss Pauley Perrette
But for those of you whom the terminally cute
is a constant reminder that human beings do, indeed, have a “Gag Reflex”?
Go ahead and OWN THAT BITTER BILE
DOWN TO THE BONE!
Pictured above, at Hollywood’s latest haunt of legendary proportions, Mr. Black:
flaunts his Hater status
in black-on-black-on-black…
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Next up? The antithesis to this current trend of eliminating “competition…”
(Just. Don’t. Get. It!)
If you’d rather ‘Raise the Bar’ than succumb to the notion
that life’s a game of Limbo—
or, hell, even if you’re just playing a video game—
GO
FOR THE WIN!
(Otherwise, why even bother?)
photo credit: Dirk Mai
As for the ribbon?
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Whereas pictured below?
The ‘prize’ for which it seems
I garner a Lifetime Achievement Award:
(It’s either “Hit Eject,” or “Come Correct”!)
…seriously, though…
I sooo need one of these! I’m digging the black on black! Mine should read WITCH, of course! Hope all is bliss with you!
love & magick!
xo Lavona
HATER RIBBON, my second fav.
Wow, amazing blog layout! How long have you been blogging for? you make blogging look easy