Tatt-ered “Cø††øn” and Cottonmouth Kisses
September 21, 2011 by Clint Catalyst · 3 Comments
I†† [ eye doublecross ] is not just a band;
they’re “a low-fi hypersigil, casting spells in various mediums .”
[CUE EXAGGERATED SHRUG]
Cool by me, brah.
Though when I discovered the basis for “Cø††øN”—
the latest single the duo conjured & released into the world
was [quote] “influenced by [ my book ] Cottonmouth Kisses” ?
Well, the excitement level racheted a bit Richter,
not gonna lie. . .
Then, upon hearing the track?
That’s when the really good news occurred.
I like it.
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As in : I mean —
I really, really like it.
No need to elaborate, nor to “re-visit”. . .
but we’ve all had at least one friend whose
band/stand-up comedy act/spoken word performance —
[ thought I'd keep the playing field fair ]
Y E A H .
You get it/You get it/You get it
Amidst the deafening silence & painful anecdotes that aren’t being shared at this moment,
here’s what is :
C H E C K · I T !
. . . & them ♥
[ I†† : OFFICIAL SITE ]
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Ah, but you know I’ve gotta ‘get on up in’
this GIFtastic action!
[ a mere clicky-link away : H I T · I T & G E T · I T ! ]
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Also, two other ways in which this obstinate child of mine
continues to make its mark upon the world
[ however great or small that may be ] :
Eleven years since the effer premiered in print, yet not till this turn around the calendar—
Two Thousand Eleven A.D.—is when a song about it was inked,
so to speak. . .
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Ditto, these two lovely ladies :
ßiteMe ßlair from Concord, CA
[ Rockin' it legit, all up close & O.G. on the detail . . .yeah, that's how it is ]
As well as
Miss Melinda Wainright of New South Wales,
Australia
[ preliminary sketch, before ‘the needle & the damage done’ ]
&
Ta-da! — The outcome.
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If you’re not able to read the quotation obscured by my likeness?
That strand of syllables won’t be found among the pages of Cottonmouth Kisses,
but rather within the Degeneracy: A Love Letter project —
which I’m hereby placing ‘on the market’
ISO some serious match-making. . .
Said another way? Prospective publishers, literary agents, &/or
friends/kins/neighbors of the aforementioned?
Where there’s an interest, I have a manuscript.
Let’s talk.
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Extensive project info available through the modern advent of moving pictures!
[ Be sure to click 'More' in the video descriptions ]
Mageina Tovah Models for Clint Catalyst Collaborative Project
Actress Mageina Tovah Plays Module [ Part 2 of 2 ]
Clint Catalyst/Dramatic Reading of ‘My Own Worst Enema’
plus other Making-Of / Behind-The-Scenes clips
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Otherwise,
Best of Wishes, everyone . . . & thanks!
Monster Mashed.
September 20, 2011 by Clint Catalyst · 3 Comments
Just freakin’ my geek with
GIFtasticness . . .
Hell, who knows—one of these days I might join the ranks
of “technologically advanced, standard upright creatures”
and obtain/learn Photoshop
[ or, you know, whatever the Mac equivalent is. . . ]
Until then, however?
HERE’S THIS
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Adding Psychic Wounds to The Art of Bleeding
September 20, 2011 by Clint Catalyst · 2 Comments
October 2011 : Clint Catalyst
Readings/Spoken Word Performances
Saturday, October 29, 2011 (Hollywood, CA)
with
MARGARET CHO (Drop Dead Diva, The Cho Show)
KIM FOWLEY w/ NOIZEE & BRIANNA GARCIA
JIM TURNER (Duck’s Breath Mystery Theatre, 2-Head Dog)
TOBY HUSS (Carnivàle, Adventures of Pete & Pete)
SELENE LUNA (The Cho Show, My Bloody Valentine 3D)
CLINT CATALYST (Cottonmouth Kisses, 1000 Ways To Die, The Adonis Factor)
MICHELLE CARR (Velvet Hammer, The Berber Show)
Emcee: BIENO SVENGALI (Svengali Magic)
The Vitals:
PLEASE NOTE : THIS IS AN EARLY SHOW (8-10 p.m.)
10/29/11
“Halloween Highway 2 : Art of Bleeding and Guests”
Art of Bleeding
Steve Allen Theatre
4773 Hollywood Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA
8:00 p.m. — 10:00 p.m.
Linkature: Facebook Event Page , Facebook Group
All Ages (Though Not Recommended for Children)
$10 Admission
Contact: comedy@artofbleeding.com , abram@artofbleeding.com
❧ Or via Facebook (Please see links above)
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About Art of Bleeding:
“The Art of Bleeding is a uniquely non-accredited educational institution offering powerful and ego-destabilizing lessons in health and safety. Our presentations (often staged from an ambulance) utilize live performance, film, puppets, music, animation, and thinly veiled medical fetishism to explore the topic of catastrophic health emergencies within the framework of children’s television programming.”
Hemoglobin Hotties
Also, here’s a little
Bloody Cool ? Reverend Al Ridenour’s Antics Define ‘Sick’ In The Best Sense Of The Word
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Though I digress. More about
The Last Saturday of October!
“This Halloween weekend, The Art of Bleeding will once again transform the Steve Allen Theater parking lot into a ghoulish carnival of entertaining catastrophes featuring a SPECTACULARLY REAL MULTI-VEHICLE CAR-CRASH TABLEAU.
Against a smoldering backdrop of twisted cars, you’ll have the opportunity to hear TRUE STORIES OF MEDICAL HORRORS and ACCIDENTS from a rotating line-up* of storytellers including MARGARET CHO, ANDY DICK, JIM TURNER, TOBY HUSS, EDDIE PEPITONE, SELENE LUNA, DON BOLLES, STEPHEN HOLMAN, CLINT CATALYST, MICHELLE CARR, KIM FOWLEY, DUKEY FLYSWATTER, DANNY SHORAGO, KIM STODEL, BIENO SVENGALI, and more.
Providing dubious educational counterbalance to these tales of trauma will be THE ART OF BLEEDING’S “Magic Ambulance Theater,” a tragically misguided children’s show featuring gore-drenched actors, pedantic Safety Ape, bickering robot, and an ample array of attendant nurses in less-than-ample wardrobe.
FEMALE BLOOD WRESTLING, and a frighteningly live sound-performance installation by the enigmatic medical miracles of BOUNCEHAUSEN round out the evening.
And by all means, feel free to come in your Halloween costume! Doctors, nurses, and ESPECIALLY accident victims encouraged. Prizes for outstanding achievements related to our theme.”
(Again, there’s a high likelihood this show may not be appropriate for children.)
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TICKETS AVAILABLE VIA:
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*Please note: this event takes place three separate evenings. I’ve listed the the night in which I’m a participant, for reasons that should be obvious— but hey! Maybe you’re not super-saturated with information on a daily basis, nagging like a steady succession of pop-up ads programmed to auto-start with a You-Will-Watch-Me insistence so gauche, your keyboard locks, a carcinogenic hue plagues your screen and sweeps it dark as
Oh, #whatever
I’m sure any of the nights will be fun. I just hope to see you when I’ll be there, so we can . . .
Insofar as caloric value? Of that I’m not certain
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AUTOMOBILE SCULPTURE: Clod Wrinkleman, Al Ridenour
ART OF BLEEDING MAGIC AMBULANCE THEATER: Randy Horton, Phil Glau, Al Ridenour, Eric Ridenour, Auriana Borealis, Jezebelle X, Harmony Rose, Tayler Jones, B.J & Eileen Winslow, Erin Robotmachine.
BOUNCEHAUSEN: Jason Hadley, Elizabeth Herndon, Joe Borfo, Cathy Gingerly, Rev. Mook, Rev. Dak J. Ultimak, Kel, Nicole Arneson, Matteo Oettam, Tim Wheeler, Esther Napastick, Michel Cicero, Todd Sterling
BLOOD WRESTLING: Auriana Borealis, Snow Mercy, Chrystal Skye
Projections by LUCID PROJECTIONS.
CADILLAC AMBULANCE AND GEAR courtesy NIK WHITE
