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23 July, 2008, 09:12 am in “Scene Kings”

July 23, 2008 by Clint Catalyst · Leave a Comment 

Let’s Skip The Frickin’ Similie Here…


23 July, 2008, 09:12 am in “Scene Kings”


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My life hasn’t been like a cyclone; it’s BEEN a cyclone.

Rather than bore you with gory details of all the assloads of work, deadlines, extra-curricular activities, et cetera –

HERE’S a newsworthy tidbit that’s been brought to my attention. (Kids, I’m sharin’ this one solely for the LULZ, mmm kay?)

I’m now cited as an example of what a “Scene King’ is on the site UrbanDictionary.com

Clint Catalyst,UrbanDictionary.com,scene kings,scene king,scene

( http://scene-kings.urbanup.com/3166795 )

Finally… My life has MEANING!

Fodder for an epitaph if there ever has been—though I want to be plastinated or shellacked when I kick it, not buried in the ground. Can’t you just see it? My forefinger extended, dressed in a dapper little suit and extravagant tophat?

I’d make such a great jacket holder (or umbrellas!) in some extravagant foyer.

A thought…

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