Speaking in the Sentence Fragments of the Seratonin-Depleted

So here I am, testing out this new blog. The Webmistress has introduced me to Wordpress, so of course I wanna see what it’s all about.

However, Full Disclaimer:

(visual art by Glenn Arthur)

*Thing is: I have to “own it”—sure, it’s lachrymose. It’s of the Things Are Very Serious school, the stacks-of-bipolar-poems strewn about. But here’s the deal: it’s not like me to hide what I fear might be mocked. I mean, I view it differently after 7 hours of zzzzs—though that doesn’t change the moment, the cheeks-burning-crimson over what developed, the cadence that’s captured in this emotional Polaroid.

Said another way? I meant it. Not really, but really meant it at the time.

July 30, 2008: Clint’s Guide to L.A. for Gay.com

Jared Gold Reveals Halloween Costume to Clint Catalyst Pt 1

There’s some unfortunate ‘angles’ of me in this one (umm, yeah HI: Fatty McFatterson much?), but I’m determined to get the F over myself and showcase the details of Jared’s inimitable genius.

*THIS IS THE LONGER OF THE TWO VIDEO CLIPS, BUT SHOULD BE DROOL-WORTHY FOR FASHION FIENDS WHO APPRECIATE ATTENTION TO INTRICATE DETAIL.*

What I requested? (Translation = “what [the customer] ordered?”)

Bloodthirsty barber, circa ‘99…
1899, that is.

Not “Sweeny Todd” specific, as

a) I can’t sing,

b) Look like a dungheap compared to Johnny Depp (since most folks associate the Sweenster with J.D. due to the most recent ‘take’ on Mr. Todd),

and

c) Wouldn’t want to be confined to a barber shop.

I mean, REALLY.

I’m uber-fagatronic in this footage– but hey, just another trait I’ve gotta ‘own,’ maing.

Besides, what’s key here is the CLOTHING…and accoutrements. // DIG IT
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Tarina Tarantino’s Official Barbie Release Party

This news is a few days late (frickin’ deadlines…), but July 22, 2008 marks the official date for when I was “BUSTED!” (www.busteddaily.com) for my attire at Tarina Tarantino’s official Barbie doll release party. I’m a sicko; I know– but seriously: it fills my heart with glee:

A friend and I have joked that making the “Worst Dressed List” in one of those shit-rags is a lifetime goal—especially since the attire is almost always by my favorite designers—and while the site’s not on glossy pages in a grocery store check-out line, it’s one step closer…

Plus I’m with Maryse, Queen Bitch Supreme of the WWE—who’ss donning full-on retro Barbie look via a make-over by quite likely my FAVORITE designer, Jared Gold.

My pic comes up as #2 of 7… and who else made the list?

Margaret Cho

and Tarina Tarantino,

Two of my favorite people on the planet.

Proof/Pudding.
Riiiight?

The site obviously uses the term “Busted!” with a multitude of meanings, as complimentary things are written about both of them in separate areas.

All I have is my name credited, so I’m opting for “BUSTED!” in the very worst sense.

O.K., not very worst… but if you get the notion of something being ’so bad it’s good.’ then I know you know what I mean.

And um, I need to take it easy on the “naw mean,”
obviously.

For party pics that aren’t among those on WireImage et al, have fun scroll scroll scrolling below!

The event itself was back on the 17th, but I’ve been smothered beneath a succession of work– hence the tardiness.

Otherwise, here are my “Thank God! I’m Validated!” swiped-and-watermarked:

with the adorable Audrey Kitching and Rich Royal

with Madeline Zima and the phenomenal Tarina Tarantino

(not my best shot — yes, I know)

but

LOOK UPON:

Alfonso Campos, Director and Hubby to Double T

Giddle Partridge, Musician and Proud Owner of Her Own Tarina Barbie

Reyna and Beatrice, Two of the Crew of Hotties at HairroinSalon.com

Kaiden Blake, Kaila Yu, Zachattack and Kit E. Katt (of HelloDrama.net)

D.J. and Professional Walking Stick’Keith 2.0, Who Knows ALL About the Wheels of Steel!

Yeah, I Love Me Some ChoMo (Ditto on the Creepsuela Stiletto Mini Top Hats, Obviously…)

Much Admiration and Adoration for This One Here!

Kaiden Blake + Anita K = Cute, Cute, Cute!

SOMEONE is LETTING US *HAVE IT…*

Tarina and WWE Diva Maryse, Enjoying “The Barbie Lifestyle”

Lenora Claire, Self-Proclaimed “Future Cult Icon” Is Hotter Than Her Hair!

Blogature on This Duo (Katt and Kaila of Hello Drama) Coming SOON!

Can’t Forget That Jared Gold and WWE Diva Maryse (Bedecked in a JG Original, Natch)…

Before Any Inappropriate Behavior

In the Dollhouse

Has Begun!

(This blog and the contents herein have not been approved by Mattel. After the accidental ‘Gay Ken’/Cock Ring Necklace mix-up, I do not foresee Barbie having any limp-wristed sidekicks in the near future.
Bitch is still fierce, though. I ain’t hate-crimin’! ♥)

x o x o x
Clintankerous Maximus

26 July, 2008, 04:21 am in “Nightlife / Events”

To add to the list:

The “Ken” to Audrey Kitching’s Barbie?

Hrmm,,, I can live with that.

And look at WWE diva Maryce done up like a retro Barbie! Outfit by Jared Gold + hair by Hairroin Salon =

24 July, 2008, 06:44 pm in “Celebrity (?!)”

24 July, 2008, 05:49 pm in “Music Videos”

* The Autumns’ music video “Boys” (directed by Piper Ferguson)—in which I have a bitch-fight smack-down with Jeffree Star, among other things—has appeared on MTV2’s “Subterranean” several times now.

If you’re curious to see it on a screen larger than that of your monitor, check your local listings and confirm the time slot; then—I don’t know…wish really hard that it’ll be on while you’re tuned in. Fellow West Coast folks? It’s Saturday night, 11 in the p for us.

For instant gratification, however? Youtube.com, and then BLAM!

BIG THANKS TO ‘THE BOYS’ WHO CAST ME…and turned me into a fan through their music, *not* a paycheck.. [cue obnoxious smiley emoticon]

23 July, 2008, 09:12 am in “Scene Kings”

My life hasn’t been like a cyclone; it’s BEEN a cyclone.

Rather than bore you with gory details of all the assloads of work, deadlines, extra-curricular activities, et cetera –

HERE’S a newsworthy tidbit that’s been brought to my attention. (Kids, I’m sharin’ this one solely for the LULZ, mmm kay?)

I’m now cited as an example of what a “Scene King’ is on the site UrbanDictionary.com

( http://scene-kings.urbanup.com/3166795 )

Finally… My life has MEANING!

Fodder for an epitaph if there ever has been—though I want to be plastinated or shellacked when I kick it, not buried in the ground. Can’t you just see it? My forefinger extended, dressed in a dapper little suit and extravagant tophat?

I’d make such a great jacket holder (or umbrellas!) in some extravagant foyer.

A thought…

5 July, 2008, 05:34 am in “Nightlife / Events”

Sleep-deprived, eyes feel like my corneas have been fried by my monitor, just spent something like a 9 hour span working on what less than 15 minutes after my marathon of fingerprints I’m already thinking was a lame concept to develop.

EVEN WORSE? MY INABILITY TO UTILIZE APOSTROPHES, COLON AND QUOTATION MARKS WITHIN THIS BLOG.

Realllllly hurts my feelings.

Update(colon) I just discovered the same thing happens with ellipses!

The moment I hit POST, my text becomes riddled with obnoxious symbols, which bugs almost as much as

Cest le Mort.

posts WITH the apostrophe intact.

First lemme get this outta the way:

By clintcatalyst1 at 2008-07-05

As an art fag, yeah: Im backin it.
O.K., full appreciation, Ill admit.

Plus The Uh, Phrase Most Anticipated turns up the heat
That Much Higher

An A.D.D. Addled Aries Having Concentration Issues

Never. Heard. Of It.

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(O.K., NOW IM FURIOUS…IVE SPENT ALMOST TWO HOURSGOING BACK THROUGH THIS TEXT AFTER POSTING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND DISCOVERING ENTIRELY NEW SETS OF SYMBOLS HAVE APPEARED.

ITS 10 MINUTES UNTIL 7 AM, THE URGENCY/IMPETUS BEHIND ME WRITING THIS POST WHEN I’VE STILL GOT PAGES TO GO ON A SCRIPT WAS/IS IN SUPPORT OF MY FRIENDS, BUT SUCK-ASS COMPUTER BLOGGING SYSTEM: WHITE FLAG, RIGHT HERE.

BESOS, EVERYONE! MY ANGER WILL BE GREATLY SOFTENED BY A PILLOW. ALRIGHTellipses… I hope you’ll please be so kind as to brave the clutter thrown into my words.

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Now(ellipses), back to the regular scheduled program…x o x

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Here Comes The Part Where I Get To Brag About My Friends(ellipses)

MASSIVE CONGRATS to that dang adorable LIZ McGRATH –-who(apostrophe)s not only one of my favorite visual artists, but also the lead singer of Miss Derringer. Because I adore the poopsmear outta her, I can’t help but give a big HOLLAH over their front page feature in www.spinner.com this week. I’m not an aol person, but allegedly this is the most downloaded site for music on-line(ellipses)

Whatever the case, Black Tears is bitchen. and seeing a friend succeed makes me happy, indeed.

And Now.

More furious than ever over my forced grammatic atrocities

Here Comes The Part Where I Tell You Whats CHOICE Tonight(ellipses)

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Nightcrawlers, Style Fiends, Socialites and Scene Queens:

File this one under MUST, as its an unexpected diversion from all those clubs youre Sooo Over,

or an early-evening option that’s workable if you have to break your slumber early Sunday morn.

For you die-hards, however? Get In Outfit, and
consider this your Starting Point for making the proverbial “Rounds’:

Cocktails And Cute Art (dash) With An Even Cuter Crowd!

Just in case you missed the memo:
Hairroin is the white-hot epicenter of WIN

The most innovative crew of Scissormeisters in town,
Who are ON the IT before it’s even begun (ellipses)

Owner Janine Jarman is one of five contestants in this year’s
Oh Shit. What’s it called?
National Competition / Vegas This Year / Category: Avant Garde

Out of hundreds of applicants, it’s now down to the Final Five.

I SAY: HIT IT, and GO GET IT,
Double J! x o x

It’s L.D.O.* that I’M HOOKED—

*”Like, Duh, Obviously!”

And speaking of Hooked,

FAVORITE LOOK OF THE MONTH
Goes To:

(Photo credit: Josh Weiss)

A member of R.A.I.D., upon their invasion at the brilliant CLUB BOOTIE:

The Once-A-Month,
Mashed-Up, Smashed-Up
Favorite Club Night in The City
(And TRUST: I Wouldn’t Anoint Such A Title Unless I’m fully backin-it…)

(Or obscene amounts of money were offered me. I mean: JUST SAYIN’…

Is happening again, TONIGHT
at The Echoplex…

Their 3-Year Annniversary Party last month was effing fantastic.

I went with my pals Pedro Z and the Never-Ceases-To-Be-Stunning Adele Mildred:

Milliner. Clothing Designer. Visual Artist… and
Pastel Pirate for the night.

Lawd, I love this girl…

www.adelemildred.com

Outlasted both of ‘em on the dance-floor, though.
I’m telling you, and I’m telling you now:
HOME SKILLET HAD SOME ISSUES THAT SERIOUSLY NEEDED
TO GET THE F-BOMB WORKED ON OUT. OUT

With my O.G. Bitches DJ Adrian

and The Mysterious D at the decks,
slingin’ siiiick-ass mixes of tracks
that normally wouldn’t rub shoulders with each other…
let alone get layered-up and thrown down?

Keep it Fully D.L. re: my headshrinker, but I think burning
down the floor did more than an obscenely-priced office visit.
Maybe two of them, even.

Hey -– CHECK IT:
Blogster Aman of Aman-About-Town
Really Is…

And I ain’t mad about it!

If I Have To Tell You How or Why It’s Funny, It Isn’t.

And look who else I found hauntin’ around?

Mr. DrunkRockers of the Dot Com Himself:

“What’s in a name,” though. Riiight?

What’s in a name, asks Clint Catalyst, rhetorically.

O.K.reallyNOWiMUSTsleep

Slingin mad affection your direction,

And HOPE TO SEE SOME OF MY PEEPS UP IN THERE THIS P of M!